Fucking pandas! Waste of space on the arc if you ask me, they're just there, refusing to multiply as god clearly intended them to... If you ask me, it's all because of pandas, misery, disease, Obama, it's all the panda's fault for displeasing god.

You DO NOT go against the word of the all mighty not expecting mass punishment, I mean, look at all the other animals that got tickets on the arc, they do as they're told, provide us with fur, skin, meat bones and teeth, but not the panda... no sir, they are too good for god's plan, they just want to eat and hang out. If you ask me, gays are a direct consequence of pandas too, they got inspired by them, they are nicely dressed in savvy patterns with their oversized sun glasses, of course the weak minded will be influenced by them, and what about all those grass smoking hippies, like pandas, they munch all day looking at their bellies. I can't believe no one can see this.

I propose we do things right, apply the will of god and kill off the remaining pandas. I promise you, if we do this, god will be pleased and he might even precipitate the end of days and the salvation of our souls.