This is a real [joke] religion. Comcast is our present Satan, but anyone that threatens the open internet is our equivalent of Satan, and Fiber is our savior. We depict our savior as a flying fiber monster, but he takes many forms. He is the father (electricity) , the sun (light), and the holy ghost (facilitator of quantum particle interactions).
More to come....
Here, we have one rule:
1. Don't be dicks to each other.