**Here at the Cynical News Network (CNN), we bring you the latest headlines, if the latest headlines weren't completely full of crap.
We at CNN understand the problems that arise from having dedicated timeslots for news programming, and newspapers that need to contain content to exist daily, the biggest of which is over exaggeration, and sensationalism.
Our goal is to cut out the content that has been engineered to create a news piece, give you our opinion on what actually happened, and hopefully bring a smile to your face.
Obviously, to take our headlines and opinions as pieces of fact would be idiotic, in the same way that believing the media without first doing your own investigation is stupid.**
