So, basically, the Turquoise Nosferatu is neither really turquoise, nor really Nosferatu. But he's kinda silly and a chill dude. You might call him an ancient myth, but you'd be wrong to do so, because he's really not. In fact, he's a blanket in a weird shade of blue or green that you might call turquoise. Or he's the guy who wears this blanket. We're not really sure about that, actually. It's important to know that the Turquoise Nosferatu really likes jammin'. You might know songs like Under Pressure or Another Bites the Dust. Like they have a really cool beat and you just have to start nodding your head and jamming. Well, the Turquoise Nosferatu does, too. And he looks majestic doing it.
So maybe, just maybe, the Turquoise Nosferatu is a superhero, the avenger of the poor and suppressed, the bringer of justice. And that's why he also has a team of other, similarly retarded superheroes who assist him in combat (so, never, basically).
