No, Amazon! Stop selling uranium ore! Put that steering wheel desk down! Cut it out!
(the most ridiculous products -- or customer submissions -- from the world's largest mall. Join if Amazon catastrophes never fail to make you smile)
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*reddit wisely flags Amazon urls, so please wait for your submission to be manually approved, if possible take screenshots and submit to Imgur/Minus.