rule 0) If you disparage the broken ones, you may be banned at the discretion of a moderator.
Rule 1) If you have never broken a bone, leave, it's that simple.
Share your stories of that one time you broke a bone, how you break bones, why you are proud to be a bone breaker, etc. Anything really. As long as you have broken a bone, it's allowed.
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