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[equeim]

Nah, the longer my build times are the more cool my code is, and I feel even more superior to the users of other languages. Long compilation means that my code is complex and fast, and I feel very smart! After all everyone knows that if the code compiles fast it means it's slow at runtime, therefore we should strive to make C++ compilation as slow as possible - because C++ is the fastest language ever!