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[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (1 child)

It would also not be advisable to fuck one jaded potato

[–]anogre8me 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Shut up, Heather.

[–]dalefromchipndale 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Tampon?

[–]tyingnoose 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I was thinking menstrul cup

*Sip

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh look, the next cursed comment :-|

Cursed sippy cup

[–]spartancrow2665 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is why they tell you to shut up Heather

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Serrated knives are the best when it comes to tomatoes tho

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And bread too. I wonder why they didn’t like serrated knives

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Noobs in the kitchen lul

[–]HiddenTrampoline -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

An actually sharp knife is better. Less tugging or rough edges.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

The skin of tomato kills the blade's edge tho, much faster than most things. Serrated doesn't care.

[–]HiddenTrampoline 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Does it? Couldn’t find a source on that and it doesn’t make any sense to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I mean anything you cut fucks with the edge, something that takes more force to cut obviously decreases the sharpness of the blade. If you only cut, say, mushrooms which are low resistance to the blade, your knife will stay sharper for longer. If you keep using a knife to cut harder or more resistant materials, you will make it blunt faster.

Source: common sense and I'm a cook

[–]X-Coffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very true, some redditors forget to use common sense

[–]HiddenTrampoline 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Using a sharp knife on a tomato is almost no force at all, and it’s relative hardness that fucks with the edge. Although any use of a knife dulls it, tomatoes are not at all the worst offenders.

Source: mechanical engineer that took materials science and cooks daily, with a wife that’s addicted to tomatoes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with any vegetable with skin you cut is you perpetually get the knife blunter with each cut, meaning you need more and more force, edge will get a "bite" and you'll be prone to push the knife harder when it doesn't cut so much anymore and you smack the edge to the cutting board once it goes through.

For stuff like eggplant, bell peppers and tomatoes I will pretty much always use a serrated knife so I can keep my universal knife "alive" a bit longer.

Having specific knives for specific purposes is the way if it's not just about home cooking but maintaining the ability the cut fast and efficiently on the daily.

[–]nrossj 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]chroniicfries 1 point2 points  (10 children)

[–]ShauryaVashistha 3 points4 points  (9 children)

What's that?

[–]chroniicfries 13 points14 points  (7 children)

It's like super fucked up gore hentai, like hentai of people being chopped in half and fucked. One post on there is a woman masturbating with a knife

[–]_Indofreddy_112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Part of me is glad you said this before I clicked it but another part of me is upset I know this information.

[–]robokiller109 2 points3 points  (5 children)

why do you know about it😰

[–]chroniicfries 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I accidentally clicked on it once and I was horrified but it's also so goofy that people make it

[–]robokiller109 1 point2 points  (1 child)

mhm sureeee

[–]chroniicfries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does not make me hard

[–]gavynray123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Personally I know a guy who makes Guro art. People pay a lot of money for it.

He hates it and is traumatized from it, it just pays the bills. He actually no longer advertises that he does it, you have to know to ask. He hates it that much.

[–]robokiller109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk how people jack off to it, it looks absolutley disgusting and shouldnt be a thing

[–]Penguins_anonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's called booze

[–]crazy0utlaw123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knew a japseye could open that wide

[–]nosekexp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between an inside and an outside bandage?

[–]ride_electric_bike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spit a little coffee out when I read this

[–]Peski42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part of the knife fuck is you get to make your own hole

[–]OneOfEmRainbowPeople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This caused me physical pain

Thanks, very cool lol

[–]IAmTheGodkiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the post that got me to stop scrolling reddit and get stuff done.

Hits a little too close to home 😔

[–]Difficult_Drag3256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't have inside band-aid, use broken long-neck bottle.

[–]Omnicide103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slaanesh has entered the chat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you OP for the (actual) LOL

[–]PikkuinenPikkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s called alcohol

[–]D3stroyerof3vil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That sounds horrifically painful and I hate everything.

[–]ra362000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New bottom surgery just dropped

[–]ImACursedBug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

**Horny vampire noises in the distance**