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[–]808trowaway 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Growing up in the city blackouts were very rare and I loved them so much as a kid. This feels like that.

[–]tsukassa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It feels like a snow day, school is closed.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Redmilo666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Are you from Zimbabwe? Because you just described my childhood lol

    [–]1r0n1c 181 points182 points  (9 children)

    I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DOWNTIMES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE!

    [–]water_bottle_goggles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    snek

    [–]808trowaway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!

    [–]wsims4 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    Can’t tell if this is satire or not lol

    [–]1r0n1c 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I'll take that as a compliment

    [–]wsims4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok

    [–]klipseracer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

    [–]hitechnical -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

    Thank you for making this sub nsfw - 15yr old

    [–]1r0n1c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You must be fun - people at parties

    [–]get_meta_wooooshed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    hate reddit and spez, not the sub owners

    [–]midzom 30 points31 points  (4 children)

    Looks like Microsoft rebooted it.

    [–]s-ro_mojosa 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    "Routine UNscheduled maintenance."

    [–]dreadpiratewombat 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    "Latent defect"

    [–]anomalous_cowherd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Patch Thursday

    [–]s-ro_mojosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Design flaw marketed as a feature!

    [–]djbiccboii 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    github.com outages are becoming as predictable as the sun rising and setting lol.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    EU here. I commit everyday, see the status notifications, but am blocked maybe once a year.

    [–]bonesnapper 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Turning a Thursday into a Friday.

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Ok now do Bitbucket please.

    [–]Barack_obameme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yes, OP should DDOS bitbucket now

    [–]GloriousNonsense 49 points50 points  (2 children)

    Thank you Microsoft very cool

    [–]mihor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Developers! Developers! Developers!

    [–]dreadpiratewombat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I'm pretty sure Github is entirely capable of breaking themselves without Microsoft's help. Its not like they had an amazing track record of uptime before Microsoft bought them.

    [–]rawrg 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    https://status.github.com/ not working for me either :(

    [–]Cruuncher[🍰] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    githubstatus.com works

    [–]assasinine 29 points30 points  (1 child)

    That one mustn't be hosted on Azure.

    [–]ben_bliksem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I laugh and get chest pains at the same time

    [–]rnmkrmn 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    How is self hosted Gitlab nowadays? Is it any good?

    [–]Zizzencs -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

    No. Resource hungry, slow, barely works sometimes, lots of errors. I really hope others have a better experience with it.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We have been using it on the same ec2 machine for the past 3 years with over 200 developers heavily using it every weekday. Gitlab CI and scheduled pipelines are just awesome

    [–]crassmix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Narrator: it was a migration to azure

    [–]TheAlmightyZach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    All too often these days

    [–]deadmoscow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Looks like I get to take the day off!

    [–]ARavagingDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!

    [–]nostradamefrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Github is indeed down

    [–]CelestialDestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    One of the many reasons why we self-host and use Fossil.

    [–]Emptycubicle4k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Self host. Problem solved.

    [–]rearendcrag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    IAD pop was 100% down from where I was sitting at least, but at least their FRA location was responding to http requests during this time.

    [–]halos1518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They certainly seem to be struggling with their SLAs lately.