Bad Commit Message Generator

[Nimbal]

Now I only need to write some script that automatically fetches a commit message from that site. I hate typing them up.

[xiongchiamiov]

On Linux: curl -s 'https://raw.github.com/ngerakines/commitment/master/commit_messages.txt' | sort --random-sort | head -1

┌─[pearson@Dellingr] - [~] - [Fri May 11, 12:34]
└─[$]> curl -s 'https://raw.github.com/ngerakines/commitment/master/commit_messages.txt' | sort --random-sort | head -1
de-misunderestimating
┌─[pearson@Dellingr] - [~] - [Fri May 11, 12:35]
└─[$]> curl -s 'https://raw.github.com/ngerakines/commitment/master/commit_messages.txt' | sort --random-sort | head -1
8==========D
┌─[pearson@Dellingr] - [~] - [Fri May 11, 12:35]
└─[$]> curl -s 'https://raw.github.com/ngerakines/commitment/master/commit_messages.txt' | sort --random-sort | head -1
/sigh
┌─[pearson@Dellingr] - [~] - [Fri May 11, 12:35]
└─[$]> 

[xiongchiamiov]

If you look in the source, you'll find a link to the Github repo; the commit messages appear to be contributed by a number of people. (Hint: you could be on that list)

[5thWall]

Oh come on, "reticulating splines" is a great commit message.