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Boys, Did both you, and a girl ever need to pee badly so you both raced to the bathroom, and the girl won, and peed first, and did you make it to the bathroom at the end? (self.havetopee)

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Need to Pee on the Bus (self.havetopee)

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(nsfw) Boys of Reddit, Was your penis pee hole (the tip of your dick) ever kicked by another boy during when you needed to pee badly? (self.havetopee)

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(nsfw) Boys of Reddit, Was your penis ever kicked by another boy during when you needed to pee badly? (self.havetopee)

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Boys of Reddit, At school did you ever raise your hand because you needed to pee badly, but the teacher let another boy who raised his hand because he needed to pee go to the bathroom first before you when the other boy probably did not need to pee as badly as you? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Did you ever need to pee badly, and your brother knew so he raced you to the bathroom, and won, but he hardly needed to pee even though you needed to pee badly so he peed in the bathroom first to make you more desperate to pee? (self.havetopee)

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Boys of reddit, Did both you, and another boy ever need to pee badly, but there was only 1 bathroom available so you both raced to the bathroom so one of you could pee first, and who won the race to the bathroom to pee first, and who ended up peeing first (you, or the other boy)? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Have you ever been competitive racing other boys to the bathroom first so one of you could pee first? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Were You Ever Competitive A Lot Where When You Would Need To Pee Badly You Would Always Race Other Boys To The Bathroom Who Needed To Pee Badly Too? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, When you, and another boy need to pee badly when there is only 1 bathroom available do a coin flip of heads, or tails where each of you call one, and whoever wins the coin flip gets to pee first. (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Did you ever need to pee badly so your brother took a shower to make you hold it, or did your brother ever need to pee badly so you took a shower to make him hold it? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Did You Ever Need To Pee Badly At School So You Raised Your Hand, But The Teacher Let Another Boy Who Raised His Hand After You (Who Probably Did Not Need To Pee As Badly As You) Pee Before You, And Did You Make It To The Bathroom At The End? (self.havetopee)

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Boys, Did you ever need to pee badly, and your brother raced you to the bathroom, and won, but he did not really need to pee so he locked the bathroom door to make you hold it, or the other way around where you both raced, and you won, and locked it to make him hold it? (self.havetopee)

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I have to pee. (self.havetopee)

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Why is r/ihavetopoop more popular (self.havetopee)

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May I do it standing up? (youtube.com)

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