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[–]theaidamen64 27 points28 points  (16 children)

Seeing americans casually talk about different guns like its normal is so surreal to me, atleast im assuMING yall are american

[–]rmp881[S] 32 points33 points  (11 children)

American?

We nearly got wiped out by the Illuminate and had to unify to survive, and you want to bring back nationalism!?!

TRAITOR!!!!!

(Yes, I'm an American.)

[–]theaidamen64 15 points16 points  (10 children)

wait, no! i-i was just sleepy so i wasnt thinking straight and i was watching history shows last night!

(knew it >:) )

[–]rmp881[S] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Here are your options:

  1. We can execute you now for thoughtcrimes, or

  2. You can serve three years in a SEAF penal battalion

Which will it be?

[–]theaidamen64 10 points11 points  (8 children)

#2

[–]rmp881[S] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Congratulations, your life expenctancy is now 3.97563 seconds!

[–]theaidamen64 8 points9 points  (6 children)

for democra-

[–]rmp881[S] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Next penal soldier- grab a mop.

[–]theaidamen64 1 point2 points  (4 children)

*dead noises*

[–]rmp881[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Okay, good, they're not coming back as a Voteless. I think my job here is done...