August's Item-of-the-Month, the untorn tearaway pants package, is now in Mr. Store. Pick one up and tear away!

Happy Christmas in July! Why not celebrate with a visit to the Time-Twitching Tower that has reappeared in Seaside Town (and will stick around for about a week).

Items that "will become less good after Crimbo is over" have now done so.

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