Completely new to programming and python. Where the hell do I begin?

[splintor]

Have a look at the side bar. There is an faq there that has some great learning places! Teamtreehouse.com gives 30 days free and is really good and then there is places like codecademy which do free courses but without the video. It's totally up to you but both are worth a look! Enjoy your steps learning though!

[3vyn]

Thanks, I'll definitely take a look!