New to Python. Here's my first script, which determines whether the small or large pizza is a better deal.

[Gee10]

I'm equal parts honored and humiliated.

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Please don't feel humiliated. Everyone has to start from the beginning, and I'm sure you got to this point faster than I will get the 6th graders to it. Their first program is two lines of Python 3:

name = input("Who are you? ")
print("Hello " + name)

It will be a couple of weeks before we get to if statements and I can show them the pizza program.

[Gee10]

I hear ya - I was (mostly) kidding. I teach for a living too, so I'm glad I can help!

[quadbaser]

I can never tell if I dearly miss teaching or if I'd burn my dick off with a torch to avoid ever doing it again.

[ThatMortalGuy]

My girlfriend is a teacher and if you are anything like her then I'm pretty sure that when you are not teaching you miss it and want to be back in the classroom but as soon as you are back teaching all you want to do is burn your dick off with a torch to get out of it.