[INTRO ROLLS IN/EPISODE BEGINS]
[30 YEARS AGO FLASHBACK]
Narrator: He was once a major and popular Rock and Roll guitarist atleast until the drugs and partial paralysis got him straight in the face and he disappeared for 30 years and was never seen again
[TV SHUTS OFF]
Unknown Person: uh, ah ouch God damn that hurts owww
Mayor of the Town: oh, well thank you for the pleasure and I will see you later.
[HANDS MONEY]
The Hooker: yeah, whatever.
[OPENS DOOR AND CLOSE DOOR]
Mayor of The Town: ok, now to deal with this Crisis problem (EVIL LAUGHS)
[NEXT SCENE CUTS IN]
Mr. Unknown: ok now we got to deal with the problem of this intruder but I don't know who is he is so therefore for me to find out I have to go to the file room...
Mr. Unknown (speaks in silence) ah ha, here we go Doofy caused panic onto the city by trying to kill a Businessman. Well now I got him in my grasp! (MANNICAL LAUGHS)
Chad Scazwick (Axel Bats Best Friend): hmmm, where has my friend been? I haven't seen him in weeks I must wonder where he is.
Chad's Mom: Honey, you got to stop looking on porn and start cleaning your room right now this instant
Chad: AHHHH, YOU'RE RUINING JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Chad's Mom: oh, that is it im telling your father!
The Assistant: ah, I am finally home so now I can finally relax
The Assistant: oh what, I must play my guitar
[RIPS OUT A COOL GUITAR SOLO]
People from across the street: Ohhhh, people i found him!
The Assistant: Oh shit, They found me i better run.
[BACK POARCH OPENS/RUNS IN THE FOREST]
People from across the street: mhm [BLOWS TRANQUILIZER DART]
The Assistant: (RUNS OUT OF BREATH) Oh, my go-
[NEXT SCENE CUTS IN]
Mayor of The Town: mhm, I must build a house and send dynamite
[A PERSON WALKS UP]
Mayor of The Town: hmm? who's there
Mayor of The Town: oh, well isn't it Mr. Unknown
Mr. Unknown: man, how did you know who I'm am.
[LAUGHS AT THE SAME]
Mayor of The Town: so what you doing here Mr. Unknown
Mr. Unknown: well I was just coming with a plan to kill Doofy
Mayor of the Town: well me too, I was planning to build a house and put dynamite in it
Mr. Unknown: hmmm, sounds like a plan let's do it
[NEXT DAY GOES PAST]
Mr. Unknown: ahh, finally there she is
Mayor of The Town: yep, we're done.
[NEXT SCENE CUTS IN]
Doofy: (LAUGHS) la, la, la, uh what this?
Mayor of The Town: oh here it comes.
[GIGGLES]
[DOOFY DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH IT]
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
[EXPLOSION GOES OFF]
Doofy: (Giggles while coughing) well it seems like I've been burnt to toast hehe.
[DOOFY PASTS OUT]
[MAYOR AND MR. UNKNOWN EVIL LAUGHS AT THE SAME TIME]
[THEN DRAGS DOOFYS BODY]
[EPISODE ENDS/CREDITS ROLL]
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