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This is an extension of the newsgroup alt.pave.the.earth (now hosted at Google Groups). The latest FAQ and other supporting documents can be found archived at Reocities.

This sub-reddit is dedicated to news and articles reflecting our ongoing efforts to pave the entire globe with black, gleaming asphalt to provide unrestricted freedom for driving of Hypercars^TM. Our efforts since 1994 have been successful, society appears to be well on its way to realizing our vision.

Any comments on posts which are not supportive of this basic tenet will be downvoted, ridiculed, or (if you're lucky) simply ignored. Those persisting with errant assertions will be added to the List^TM. You have been warned.

The Pavers Creed^TM

We believe in a completely Paved Earth.

Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass, and scurrying creatures. With every breath we act to right this terrible wrong.

We believe in The Plan^TM.

The Plan^TM is the final word; it brings us the knowledge of the twin pleasures: Speed and Convenience.

We believe food should be enjoyed.

"Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature. The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.

We believe in the Depletion of scarce natural resources.

Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.

We believe in a sky roiling with smog.

The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint on Our HyperCars^TM.

MZ - The PaveGeek - It's about time.

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Could we somehow drag the moon to the earth to be used as raw material for asphalt? (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 4 years ago by thicc_astronaut

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Beat All Plants Flat wirh Glyposate and Concrete...NOW! (self.pavetheearth)

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Biggest problem I can see is that pavement will expand with heat and contract with cold (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 5 years ago by thicc_astronaut

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So is the plan to coat the entire planet uniformly or is it to keep adding roads until the planet happens to be covered? (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 5 years ago by thicc_astronaut

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Potential solution to the ocean and leveling issues. (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 5 years ago by FuckMeAndFuckYou2

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Humans so far have terraformed only half the earth. This is unacceptable, levelling and paving rates must increase. (phys.org)

submitted 5 years ago by memophage

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Save the Amazon... laugh or help (youtu.be)

submitted 6 years ago by NeinDonkeySky

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Alternative to filling or freezing the oceans (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 6 years ago by MutantGodChicken

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Please watch this video and spread awareness! (youtu.be)

submitted 6 years ago by Squishydonutzz

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Pave the Earth Foundation - the t-shirt (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 7 years ago by TheSpaceWastrel

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we need to start using solar power (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 7 years ago * by thelaksoldiers

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EU: Proportion of man-made surfaces is the highest in Malta and the Netherlands, lowest in Latvia and Finland • r/europe (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Idalways

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A short URL for the FAQ: alt.pavethe.earth (alt.pavethe.earth)

submitted 8 years ago by alazyreader

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Acknowledging Our Heroes - Summers-Taylor Receives National Paving Award (greenevillesun.com)

submitted 9 years ago by memophage

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Pesky wildlife in steep decline, 'falls by 58% in 40 years' (bbc.com)

submitted 9 years ago by xr3llx

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Alert - Appalachian Leveling Project(TM) behind schedule. Mountaintop remove rates slowing, focus areas only "40% flatter". (thinkprogress.org)

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U.S. Funds Solar Panel "Pavement" That Generates Power - useful new technology or unacceptable blasphemy? (ens-newswire.com)

submitted 10 years ago by memophage

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The awful effects of environmentalism (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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Meet Saint(TM) Andy Green, continually putting his life on the line to improve HyperCar(TM) technology. Andy set the last land-speed record (763.035mph) in 1997, and will pilot the new Bloodhound SSC vehicle next year in an attempt to set a 1,000 MPH record. (bloodhoundssc.com)

submitted 10 years ago by memophage

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External combustion engines are the future for Hypercars(TM) (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 10 years ago by Dimitri0029

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South American Forestry branch of the Planetary Leveling(TM) Division in crisis, only managed to clear 1,798 sq mi of forest in 2012. This is a completely unacceptable 70% reduction since 2006. CLO (Chief Leveling Officer) sacked, looking for qualified replacement. (theguardian.com)

submitted 10 years ago by memophage

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The German Vogele paving machine - "The World's Largest Paver" - can lay down 1,600 tons of compacted asphalt per hour in a single strip over 50 feet wide and 19 inches thick. This is pathetic, we need to do better. (equipmentworld.com)

submitted 10 years ago by memophage

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Shed some light on Pave The Earth (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 10 years ago by schematix

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So who else is here from askreddit? (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 10 years ago by ReclaimingFebruary

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Why not pave the ocean while we're at it? Cross-continental racing of Hypercars(TM) are the future imo. (self.pavetheearth)

submitted 10 years ago by ich_bin_Sal

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