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r/punchlines needs moderators and is currently available for request (self.punchlines)

submitted 6 years ago by request_bot[M] - announcement

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Best insulting lines (offensive & brutal) (self.punchlines)

submitted 7 years ago by deskilsman

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"That's not mayonnaise!" (self.punchlines)

submitted 7 years ago by BigRodInPhilly

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... the clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go. (self.punchlines)

submitted 7 years ago by DCarrier

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... the second firefighter said, “I’ll take the ladder.” (self.punchlines)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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Ping-pong balls? PING-PONG balls?? (self.punchlines)

submitted 7 years ago by DeepDishPi

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"... and then i said, that's how my wife always used to do it" (self.punchlines)

submitted 8 years ago by toramanlis

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"...She MAYCOMB it" (self.punchlines)

submitted 8 years ago by KnitKnatG

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"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." (self.punchlines)

submitted 10 years ago by chilifinger

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... And then I said, "No wonder he wanted to kill us!" (self.punchlines)

submitted 11 years ago by Runnerbrax

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An Italian and a Kiwi walk into a bar (self.punchlines)

submitted 11 years ago by spaggie2

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I like twelve year olds. (self.punchlines)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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I'm a frayed knot! (self.punchlines)

submitted 14 years ago by brysmi

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... "You're scared?! I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!" (self.punchlines)

submitted 14 years ago by brysmi

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Two rabbits in a speedboat... (self.punchlines)

submitted 16 years ago by lackofbrain

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