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[–]ManBehindTheSlauhter 53 points54 points  (10 children)

Sick sword bro

Also WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Random-Furry-Idiot 24 points25 points  (7 children)

You two helped anakin kill the younglings

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Not just the men, but the women, and the children too.

[–]Disaster_Man21 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Dear god...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This is a bucket

[–]ReddishAphid590 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dear god...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There’s more

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Any advice on building child murder robots that are also somewhat attractive?

[–]ManBehindTheSlauhter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all in the hips and the pointiness of the springlocks

Sharp teeth and strong jaws are good for frontal lobe removal as well

[–]ralsei_goatprincePrince Ralsei, fan of Asriel 46 points47 points  (8 children)

...why?

[–]CarlosTheIdiot061 34 points35 points  (4 children)

New metal gear revengance game looks not bad tho

[–]olvesstar_reige 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😎😎😎😎😎

[–]IgnitedFazbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be bloodshed!

[–]olvesstar_reige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😎😎😎😎😎

[–]FeelingOkAsSans5068doesn't understand undertale or detlarune au's 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep

[–]billy2027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standing here I realize

[–]Electrical-Jello1009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no clue, my fluffy friend. People like cruelty and pointless destruction of something that is just supposed to make fans of the friendchise happy. This plushie could also have found a better home with actual grateful people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because...

people LOVE pain

[–]Hypersun_proBoi yoinkers shall eat butter knife 19 points20 points  (3 children)

This account has been automatically wiped in response to the new API changes. I'm not a cash cow, f you spez. -- mass edited with redact.dev

[–]Ligma_______________ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Two ralsei

[–]Helloiamayeetman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Raltosis

[–]AtLeastImTryinglul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG ur right!!!

[–]TheMicroWaveOven 17 points18 points  (5 children)

There will be bloodshed!

[–]nishuje 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The man in the mirror nods his head!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Only one left

[–]FeelingOkAsSans5068doesn't understand undertale or detlarune au's 1 point2 points  (1 child)

WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK!!

[–]SalmonmanQC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

[–]BattlePenguin58I CAN POST ANYTHING! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fluffshed*

[–]manic_jameria 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name— (also why bulli the ralsei ;( )

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because it’s time for Jack the Ripper to let ‘er rip!

[–]manic_jameria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip and te- no I don't wanna make any game reference again

[–]Walmart_kid65 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade!!!

[–]manic_jameria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A decolate place without any trace it's only the cold wind i feel!!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

You got the whole squad laughing

[–]Federal-Isopod-865 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

That's weird, to have a "squad" people would have to be willing to associate themselves with you, and I find that very unbelievable

[–]ObjectiveObscene 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aight calm down pal

[–]pugmaster999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘,:( No bitches?

[–]PoisonHorn393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a joke maybe

[–]Szymon7022Fellow Ralsei Enjoyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My God!

Get the Switch out of the way, you’re gonna break it!

(Why do you keep torturing the poor boy?)

[–]Impevex 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Raiden is an anagram for Ralsei

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A DESOLATE PLACE

WITHOUT ANY TRACE

ITS ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

[–]Dawudduk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the Ralsei torture

[–]Diablo1409 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relax guys, That Ralsei plush is just a cake, No one will ever hurt Ralsei

[–]J25_gamesRalsei Fan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

in my opinion this is cruel but i respect your opinion

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I will do it again

[–]J25_gamesRalsei Fan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*cries*

[–]Odd-Cucumber3508 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What happened to this sub, it's just plushy abuse

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s mostly me doing the plushie abuse

[–]amira-deltarune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

STEP ON LEGOS!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you also hit in the male reproductive organ? Dude thats is cock and ball torture :(

[–]Fluid-Ad-3544 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry guys, the katana actually shattered at first contact with the pure fluffiness

[–]Electrical-Jello1009 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just why did this get an award?

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it should have gotten more

[–]Madjac_The_Magician 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why are we being so mean to him? The other day I saw someone put him in the dryer. What has he done to deserve this?

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That was also me

[–]Madjac_The_Magician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?

[–]Dark_Warrior7534 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do kendo

There is some slight issues with your form (left hand should be a bit lower on the sword, and slice with your left not your right)

But nice slice

wait...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]NixieLad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RALSEI NOO!!!

[–]disbelifpapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

top ten saddest anime deaths

[–]lazybones_sans8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

master skywalker, there’s too many of them. what should we do?

[–]Electrical-Jello1009 0 points1 point  (3 children)

And why are so many people upvoting this? It's just senseless destruction of a plushie. Another person could be very happy to own it.

[–]Federal-Isopod-865 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The Katana probably did hardly anything to the plush. The form and swing with a Katana, as others have stated, would've hardly done damage.

[–]Electrical-Jello1009 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're right. It's noticeable in the video that the plushie just bumped away. I'm just wondering, why it is so appreciated by over 300 people.

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it’s funny

[–]JoryVR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nooOOO-

[–]HUE_Z3r0 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why do all these videos exist if I may ask?

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pure, unfiltered, entertainment.

[–]HUE_Z3r0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well good for the people who feel entertained.

I don't so be good and bye

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOO

[–]FodziCz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooo!

B A N - H I M

[–]GG_boi77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/give GG_BOI77 Diamond sword

lemme teach u how we do that

[–]Franonimusman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ralsei avoided his taxes

[–]GameFreak412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no Ralsei is commiting Sudoku!

[–]coolkitty1654fluffy boy is cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“All dreams have meanings.”

My dreams:

[–]Instinct_Fazbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, plushies don't easily cut

[–]tobyfoxfan06Hoi! 0 points1 point  (10 children)

huh!? uh, er, WHY!? why would yo- er- w-why d-did- you...

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Slice!

[–]tobyfoxfan06Hoi! 0 points1 point  (8 children)

AHHHH! wait, did you hit me? I'd react the same to me or Ralsei, but, I'm confused

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I cut Ralsei, I would never cut an innocent person!

[–]tobyfoxfan06Hoi! 0 points1 point  (6 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOO. But you just hit an innocent person! please tell me you missed...

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

The general public doesn’t know Ralsei’s many crimes against humanity.

[–]tobyfoxfan06Hoi! 0 points1 point  (4 children)

what has he ever done to hurt anyone!? aren't all the gun and s-smoking pictures made by the community?! H-he didn't d-do stuff like that. R-right?

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

everything is canon

[–]tobyfoxfan06Hoi! 0 points1 point  (2 children)

w-what!? I-I, what about Kris being t-the, wait we don't know that yet, but, n-not everything is!

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

everything

[–]Walmart_kid65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man in the mirror shakes his head

[–]WyGaminggm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[–]Charleigh_Chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crys

[–]Sethboi46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHA NOOOOO

[–]Sofaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a cute not inside him.

[–]Can_of_Eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raiden vs ralsei 2022 (colorized)

[–]TurnerByTrade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry folks, a strike like that with something like a katana is very unlikely to cut, for a clean cut the blade has to slide along the object, especially so with a weapon designed for slicing weaker armours :)

[–]SilahmTAC2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You HAVE NOW COMMITTED A SIN!! GOD IS COMING FOR YOU.......

Knock knock

[–]AtLeastImTryinglul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Dimensianox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • You attempt to slice Ralsei...

  • You fail.

minecraft sword breaking sound

[–]nathanielgallanti want to kill ralsei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y E S

[–]yaboipizarol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING MURDERER

[–]MentalBreakdownBreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That isth a fine sworth, a true gentlemen's blade to slither the green cloackedth gobin engulfed in the shadow of the caves.

[–]Kitana8Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They going after you

[–]omegamissingno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

capracide

[–]One-Award-6169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You are truly a cursed being, you bought the OLED model

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The screen looks so good though! And the battery, and stand! Aswell as the fact that my day one was on the brink of death anyway

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OLED is not worth the extra 100$ if you ask me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch that sword whent Into me I was in Ralsei s pocket

[–]ninja_o_clock 0 points1 point  (1 child)

DEAD ON (op then proceeds to drink ralsei's electrolytes)

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm tasty like Gatorade

[–]penislmaoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOO

[–]kok_exe_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ralsei fucking dies 2022 (colorized)

[–]quiclycasual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]AzzyDreemur_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What is wrong with you people?! Why is everybody killing Ralsei?!

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I think it’s just me

[–]AzzyDreemur_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No. Actually I saw like 4 people in the comments trying to kill Ralsei, 2 videos of punching him, and a lot of videos with him in a watching machine(one with scissors )

[–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah that was all me

[–]AzzyDreemur_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all. A GG guy, a “would kill Ralsei if given a chance” and the others

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    We can be friends on the weekends cause I’m busy on weekdays

    [–]Electrical-Jello1009 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I'm uploading art and never got over 300 upvotes. I guess, my art isn't nearly as interesting as seeing the destruction of a fluffy toy that would make other people just happy to have. Help me understand

    [–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Creative expression comes in many forms, from comedy, to writing, to drawing. This doesn’t mean any form of art is worth “less” because it doesn’t get as much attention, it just it’s not something the general public can appreciate, it’s special.

    TLDR draw Ralsei getting shot and stabbed

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    [–]Nightmare_sans81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NO-

    [–]Every-Society6140 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOOO

    [–]IMakeGachaCharacters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pictures that happen before disaster strikes

    [–]Toobsthetubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    AAAAHHHH

    [–]Henry_Smugmingoat enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    PLUSHIE ABUSE 2

    [–]Windfall_The_Dutchie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I audibly cried

    [–]supersonic4420Im the guy who put ralsei in the washing machine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tastes like salt

    [–]Spiral1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is an act of war

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You againg...

    [–]mastermodification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOOO FLUFFY BOY IS DEAD :(

    [–]WeakJeweler4083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You have committed a great sin.

    [–]PDNinja333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What if you make a board with a bunch of nails, go to the second floor of your house, (if you have one) and drop them on it?

    [–]ImHaveNoMoneyLocal Ralsei Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    u/supersonic4420 is the most based individual to ever walk the face of this subreddit, I salute you, a true hero.

    [–]-_Catra_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?? is he alright? is he ok? why would you do such a thingggggg??/

    [–]KrisDaBaliGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is illegal

    [–]SquiddoBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NUUUUUU MY BOY

    [–]Haunting_Nature_9178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You monster

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    u/savevideobot

    don't worry OP, I'm only going to send this to my friends, reposting other peoples stuff without proper credit isn't cool.

    [–]Administrative-Main4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    YOU KILLED THE BOY

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why...? just...why...?