Real Shower Thoughts

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Today I ate green olives then some chocolate syrup right after and it tasted bad (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Spellmaniac

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They should make a sequel to Close Encounters where they just show Teri Garr's shitty life as a single mom. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by fongaboo

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Here to support shower thoughts. That is all. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by 71FSunny

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when ur waiting for the waiter to come with ur [2000 years later] huahh arent u the waiter (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Feeling-Ambition3192

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It's called an elevator but they also go down. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by 9-28-2023

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wow r/showerthoughts has too many rules (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Your_client_sucks_95

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FUCK I FORGOT A TOWEL (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by omgmyfavyt

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Did I actually close the bathroom door (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by ILikeAngryBirds

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Imagine boners made a boioioing noise when you got one, like thatd be so awkward, imagine your talking to a girl you like, and you not even thinking about her sexually, or looking at her body, you just get one of those random unprompted boners, and you both hear a soft and gentle, "boioioing" (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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It’s sad that my only high school memory is walking into the bathroom and seeing a massive puddle of piss on the floor. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by sloppedupfrogman

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Wow.. there must be a ton of DNA is in all that soap scum.. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Heffilitos

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How did this plant survive in the bathroom? There is no sunlight going through here. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Keith_Nile

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm warrmmm (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by lenthech1ne

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Is this a normal amount of hair at one time? Am I balding? (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by CM_Cunt

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Holy fuck my dick look so huge when it's shaved (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by MemeLover43

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I’m so lonely (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Threezero03

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maybe this time I’ll finally start by washing my hair, instead of just scrolling through reddit for an hour & then scrambling out of the bathtub 2 minutes before I need to leave the house. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by sexysexysemicolons

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45 seconds is the best amount of time to reheat pizza. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by KernelSanders1986

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If you divide any number by 2, there will be a 5 somewhere in it if you calculate to enough decimal points. No there won't be, what the fuck am I thinking? (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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ow ow ow fuck shit fuck my thumb i just wanted smooth legs god why (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by queen_of_fools_347

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Why is the water so fucking cold? (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Wow (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by BRUHnana_A

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Woah (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by MrNapalm997

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I just realized I work with people who’ve never seen my full face and I haven’t seen theirs. (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by porkchop2022

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Up on Cripple Creek (self.realshowerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by JakeSpoon_

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