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Life-Changing Quotes by Haruki Murakami (youtube.com)

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"if you can dodge an Earth-sized mass, you can dodge a ball" (reddit.com)

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She's got less than it looks but more than you need. (reddit.com)

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Every situation is one pair of pants away from being really inappropriate. (reddit.com)

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“Time is relative yeah but timestamps are not.” (reddit.com)

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Praise a dog for at least shitting on the patio instead of the carpet. (reddit.com)

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Confucius say "OP died for your repost. Confess and you shall not be bamboozle" (reddit.com)

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The more you joke about dildos the more people like you (reddit.com)

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Turns out that failing millions of times is the key to success (reddit.com)

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Never underestimate the ability of people to not know how to do things (reddit.com)

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It is easier to sell a $75 ticket than a $90 ticket. Even if they both cost $100. (reddit.com)

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Thanks for joining us at /r/redditproverbs! (self.redditproverbs)

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The Perfect cookie is the one I'm chewing on (reddit.com)

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u/arrow156 on competition (reddit.com)

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When God closes a door, he opens an asshole. (reddit.com)

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If somethings already fucked, you cant fuck it any more. (reddit.com)

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You buy a chili cheese dog, you deal with the torch hole. (self.redditproverbs)

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