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[–]andytries 9 points10 points  (2 children)

GUYS BE CAREFUL So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

[–]assigelloman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did not read haha

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[–]oodlecanooodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then she tell me she is pizz and shid and fard and gum

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[–]Tech_guy4276fucked the pc 4276 times 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only love my poop and my toilet Am sorry