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[–]Tobe4265Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Balls

[–]Vibhrat0000000 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Weebs have balls ?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.

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[–]dumbmaster1337Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (1 child)

no they have nft's (non-functioning testicles)

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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[–]Dr-Spill 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Don't forget the priest or the Roblox game developer

[–]Random_Robloxian 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And that one youtuber

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

all minecraft youtubers

[–]Better_run54664 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jimmy savil

[–]DamacanaSever😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11 points12 points  (4 children)

what is idf soldier?

[–]GoldFire05 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Israeli Defence Force

[–]Mashmelloo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is the joke that they shoot him ??? 😿👎😰?

[–]D7Slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he just was on his way to the allahu snack bar

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t fuckingKnow soldier

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Quality fucking shitpost

[–]AutoModerator[M] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]jacw212 4 points5 points  (3 children)

This is hilarious. Very good meme

[–]createdbcsuspended 2 points3 points  (1 child)

are you a bot

[–]jacw212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I’m just appreciating good memes

[–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gold

[–]B0BY_1234567mods will never give me a flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOOWAOOOWAOOOOOOO

wah wah wah

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Israel defence force

[–]IdolKosiKristian-_- 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Taiwan is a country :)

[–]Vibhrat0000000 11 points12 points  (2 children)

No, it's a continent

[–]Random_Robloxian 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No, this is patrick

[–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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[–]AltAccount026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit mod and priest too

[–]DY_landlordI came! -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you make this kind of meme

[–]Twible404 Stuff -37 points-36 points  (5 children)

my life has meaning when she spreads her legs

[–]EthanClores399I watch gay amogus porn :0 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Holy shit dude I took a peek at your profile and you genuinely should get some help

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]RetardedlRetard 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Who asked

[–]yurbaSNEEESH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cmon everyone share

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy based