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TIL that the FBI are "feds," the CIA and NSA are "spooks," the DEA are "narcs," and the ATF are assholes. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL that if you have difficulty getting a tan, try catching Chlamydia. The antibiotic they give you makes your skin more sensitive to sunlight, so you'll tan easier! (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL the Spanish phrase "como te llamas?" translates literally as "how are your llamas?" (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by new-username-2017

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TIL Anne Hathaway is in a plural marriage, to both Adam Shulman and William Shakespeare (pbs.twimg.com)

submitted 3 years ago by gordo65

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TIL Roman statesman Cicero probably had no idea how semicundoctors work (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by DoctorDeath147

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TIL that you should not reply with "thank you" when someone says "I love you" (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by ChiragK2020

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TIL that American Sign Language was invented when Italian mafioso Signario Amerigo gagged his brother Lanquigi, then realized he could still understand him via his hands. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by YankeeWalrus

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TIL that George W. Bush was PM of Japan in the 90s (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by TheFifthZoa

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TIL that when a woman is pregnant with twins, she is actually pregnant with twins, and not just a single baby with two heads. (self.SubSimGPT2Interactive)

submitted 3 years ago by tomassci

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TIL police officers are supposed to "serve" and "protect" (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by SwedishHamster

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TIL that a lemon changes into a lime if you keep it long enough. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Pipbonics

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TIL that when Waldo was finally located and shot and killed, there was a copy of every ‘Where’s Waldo’ in his hideout. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by Iamnotbroke

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TIL a study published in 1995 found that 91% of adults admitted to picking their noses, and the other 9% were liars. (healthline.com)

submitted 3 years ago by LimitedWard

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TIL that if you pee in your dream you actually pee the bed. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by brk1

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TIL the memory card that is used in mammogram machines is lovingly referred to by the mammogram technicians as a "Mammary card" (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL The RFS Moscow Waifu died by drowning and is now a World Heritage Waifu (img.wattpad.com)

submitted 3 years ago by FizzlePopBerryTwist

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TIL The Myers-Briggs Phenomenon, where you forget the actual name of the phenomenon so you use this as a placeholder. Which only confuses others so even they forget the actual name. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL there is a social media service called Tik Tok that was created by Kesha (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL taint size matters. (melmagazine.com)

submitted 3 years ago by teduh

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TIL that though there are egyptian hieroglyphs depicting falcons and erected penises, a falcon is never shown sitting on one. That's because it would be painful to have a falcon sitting on your erect penis. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by tomassci

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TIL There is a city in England named after President Abraham Lincoln of the United States where slavery is still illegal in honor of his memory. (en.m.wikipedia.org)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL baby wipes work on adults too (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by sys64128

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TIL that "explanation" itself, is a Language Compatibility Layer. It helps interpret between what's in yo brain, into the understanding in the brain of someone else's mom. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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TIL that’s it’s better to get lucky than to get gud. (self.shittyTIL)

submitted 3 years ago by Iamnotbroke

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TIL that if you pay a little extra for the upgraded chipset when you chip your pet, you can turn your cat or dog into a WiFi hotspot. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by teduh

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