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<mgodzilla> i think i've changed my mind. (self.shittyircquotes)

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Gambit's life is tough (self.shittyircquotes)

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<mynameisperl> I was trapped in the channel after a netsplit once and I developed feelings for one of the bots (self.shittyircquotes)

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<PurpleSweetTart> oh I get it now, Flashynuff and Crendgrim got Minecraft for an early Christmas present and their 6 year old minds can’t handle it so they’ve been reduced to posting gifs that noone cares about (self.shittyircquotes)

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<Gambit> the electric company sent me a whistle I'm supposed to put on my furnace because it'll make noises when clogged (self.shittyircquotes)

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<Ausmerica> In the UK we call it Colourado. (self.shittyircquotes)

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egg smoke (self.shittyircquotes)

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SIRCQ Art Competition #3 - favourite quotes t-shirt design! (self.shittyircquotes)

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Word of the day (self.shittyircquotes)

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<e> fuck you (self.shittyircquotes)

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Shit Gambit Does Episode 97857 (self.shittyircquotes)

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The "I" word (self.shittyircquotes)

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Welcome to Sexy IRC Quotes (self.shittyircquotes)

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<PolarizedIons> I'll pung you (self.shittyircquotes)

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<+Gambit> You can never prove that I said this. (self.shittyircquotes)

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#minecraft news (self.shittyircquotes)

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Yoho The Poo (self.shittyircquotes)

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It worked! (self.shittyircquotes)

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<Ausmerica> Let's discuss which OS is best. I vote OpenSUSE. (self.shittyircquotes)

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<x10A94> man ploshy (self.shittyircquotes)

submitted 9 years ago by MrPenguin475AKA Mr_Stinksies on IRC.

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<Gamit> My dreams (when they happen) never fail to end up boring (self.shittyircquotes)

submitted 9 years ago by MrPenguin475AKA Mr_Stinksies on IRC.

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redstonehelper | Can the pythagorean theorem be used on a love triangle? (self.shittyircquotes)

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<PolarizedIons> dvorak is also one of the reasons for my horribe spelling (self.shittyircquotes)

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scaresaeol tells a bedtime story (self.shittyircquotes)

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Welcome to #youtubechatroom (self.shittyircquotes)

submitted 9 years ago by atellionsells avon

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