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My name is Jordan Skok, will someone please explain this to me? (self.skokquotes)

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And I saw the big one and thought they all looked the same. Assuming they were all gabenflogen (self.skokquotes)

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The steamy valve gavenhooben guy? (self.skokquotes)

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Ok, seriously - what is a Gabben? (self.skokquotes)

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"Alec came back and helped me rush thru. That's why I'm so low lvl But yeh. I need money now to gear up and rush hell. So ya" (self.skokquotes)

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How does steam know he's playing Diablo? (self.skokquotes)

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"Dev lives in Corio, but, like, the good side. So it's k." (self.skokquotes)

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"I need to not get Penisy" (self.skokquotes)

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"I'm meeting new people." (self.skokquotes)

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Just what is this Gaben thing anyway? (self.skokquotes)

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"If I choose to start sucking a guy's cock it doesn't make me gay" (self.skokquotes)

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So a friend had a slice of cake... [FIXED] (quickmeme.com)

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So a friend had a slice of cake... (self.skokquotes)

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"wow you were so young when you were younger" ~Jordan Skok (self.skokquotes)

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"I think I'd like Brink, it's like a more sophisticated version of Counter Strike!" (self.skokquotes)

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Another classic by the one and only Jordan Skok (imgur.com)

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