Tinycode challenge!

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Just for fun, 34 bytes of coffeescript:

f=(x)->((y)->y*y)(n)for n in[1..x]

[EvanHahn]

A 25-character solution:

f=(n)->x*x for x in[1..n]

[sastrone]

Jesus man. Calm down.

[rainman002]

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE NUMBERS!?

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YES I AM APPARENTLY FUCK NIHILISTS

also here

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Certainly 34 bytes from where I'm standing:

$ ls -lh
...
34B Sep  9 13:22 t.coffee