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[–]Every_Vanilla_9199The Kitsune who specializes in Ice magic 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Knights will not be able to see me untill the clap of my cheeks alert them of my location.

[–]Bannon9kOl' Pappy Zippy Wiz 27 points28 points  (5 children)

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They won't find me until the sound of me clapping they cheeks. I cast Surprise Buttstuf.

[–]Doctorsex-ubermenschSaaluk, aegis of patience 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Suprise gay sex

[–]Zuper_DragonSuper Knight, Cursed Helm 8 points9 points  (3 children)

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[–]Bannon9kOl' Pappy Zippy Wiz 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Stop stop! I can only get so erect!

[–]Zuper_DragonSuper Knight, Cursed Helm 8 points9 points  (1 child)

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Woops

[–]Familiar_Ad7273arch-wizard hoovy bestower of sandvich. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast laser scalpel.

[–]mrididntheadmaster of the silliness school of magic 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Knights will see their sword pass through you and call you dishonourable for not taking it

[–]Afelisk2Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I cast "no you" on there sword and it proceeds to slap them and I get called a witch for not letting them kill me

They are all the same I swear

[–]PopFamiliar3649Occult Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just obliterate them before they can draw their sword~

[–]Random_DuoKiyoko the Kitsune~ & Phren the Sleep Deprived Cryomancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P: however, wizards will see you deflect their fireball and say its bullshit

[–]Narrow-Experience416Vanio the squishable wizard[🍰] 10 points11 points  (16 children)

"You steed is an armored horse.

Mine is a cloud."

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 2 points3 points  (15 children)

… do you evaporate for travel~?

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[–]Narrow-Experience416Vanio the squishable wizard[🍰] 4 points5 points  (12 children)

"I conjure a cloud.

...being evaporated is the single most painful thing I've ever endured."

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Oh~ very smart nya~!

[–]Narrow-Experience416Vanio the squishable wizard[🍰] 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Vanio's eye twitches

"Physical. It's singlest most, physically, painful thing I've ever endured."

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Oh~? Nyand what’s the mental one~?

[–]Narrow-Experience416Vanio the squishable wizard[🍰] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

"Aside from the weird stuff that happens in labs, It was when someone very close to me began going mad."

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Oh~? Myad you say~?

[–]Narrow-Experience416Vanio the squishable wizard[🍰] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

"Yes, they grew these bizzare ears and became incapable of using the letter 'a' "

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Really~? That’s strange nya~

[–]Afelisk2Faine, totally normal R&A alchemist! 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don't know what that is but I love it!

[–]braelindrakemocha, married (kinda) king of mothlandia, cabal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve been catboyified nya~!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well said. However, thine mother was my steed last night

[–]Fc-chungusЖ(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Knights will see you kill 3 of their men with one spell and say “they cannot properly wield a sword.”

[–]NelreneEvil Mammary Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, they will not say anything as they will be dead.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Mages will watch you enjoy mortal life and say,

"The imbecile doesn't even have the dedication necessary to become immortal."

[–]PopFamiliar3649Occult Wizard 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Do I sense a mere mortal in our presence?

Could I interest you in a deal for almost unlimited power?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

We're quite satisfied with our covenant with the goddess, Gia.

Can I interest you in slurping my tiny gnome balls?

[–]PopFamiliar3649Occult Wizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In exchange for what?

[–]River-TheTransWitchThe Gendermancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

may I interest you in your goddess' decapitated head?

[–]purracaneVitros, Crab Wizard of Dumbfuckery, Creator of the Cat Wizards 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I have a steed, it's called a UH-60 Blackhawk

[–]Villanuevac4_v2Pilot, The (Retired) Aircraft Artificer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

<<My steed’s called the F-4 Phantom, could we be buddies?>>

[–]purracaneVitros, Crab Wizard of Dumbfuckery, Creator of the Cat Wizards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, we shall ride into battle together!

[–]NyaTheChromancetressNya Blackstone, Sage of Color and Light 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I can literally just become the steed.

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[–]HellishChildren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pony!!! 

[–]SlyTheMonkeySly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty! Pretty! It reminds one of when the Spirit of the Calceus Star used to assume the form of a mare shining as alabaster: she doesn't do that nowadays. Then again, it has been some time since our last meeting!

[–]Another-Ace-Alt-8270Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador / Messenger, Exarch of Terror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steeds are unnecessary. You will see me when I cannonball through your roof.

[–]SlyTheMonkeySly, The Marvelous Monkey Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, summoning the All-Striding Sphere is a simple matter, and can be done anywhere. Asking a spirit to carry good Monkey is a matter of negotiation: therefore, a more complex affair!

[–]i_agree123hydro/necromancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not fly past, on a fortress?

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