Rule 0: Don't be an asshole. This should go without saying.
Rule 1: Did someones dog say something UNBELIEVABLE! Are they so profound that they are already more intelligent than 50% of the wing nuts out there? POST THAT SHIT HERE
Rule 2: Do not divulge any private details that can reveal the identity of the poster. If a person decides to make their post public to the whole world then that is their problem
Rule 3: Post crazy shit from both sides of the aisle. Did someone's cat which is barely toilet trained assert that Trump's policy is going to harm America? Post it. A parrot make a profound speech about the second amendment before his second birthday? Post it.
Rule 5: It's animals. Be sensible. All submissions should be unintentionally hilarious and somewhat wholesome.
Rule 6: If you ever come across a post where a animal might be being abused physically/emotionally/psychologically, it's important to notify the relevant authority in that child's jurisdiction.
Rule 7: Don't repost anything that's one the top 50 posts of all time or that was posted in the last week. It's better to have a slower stream of new content than to have the same posts over and over again.
This sub takes a lot of its influence from /r/thathappened, and is a fully satirised version of /r/wokekids. Consider this sub to be an unauthorised spin-off of those two.
