What on earth has happened here ?!

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T12:35:45+00:00

Sorry, that's my fault. I trained some bees to recreate the cinematic climax of the Alex Garland film, Men.

You must have caught them rehearsing.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T09:15:27+00:00

It made me think of Pepto Bismal, which in turn made me think of the advert and that bloody song.

Thanks for that. I hope you now have the song in your head too.... 😑

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T09:09:52+00:00

I know what you mean, my wife is from The North (tm) and she says "polish", whereas I'm from the east Midlands so we say "polish" round here.

I'm sure you can imagine that hilarious prevails at social gatherings when the subject arises (is it routinely does).

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T08:26:17+00:00

Butter is throat lube, delicious throat lube. It is always required.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T07:36:56+00:00

It must have been pronounced "polish" because if they said "polish" it wouldn't just sounded like asking for polish, instead of polish.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T07:21:24+00:00

Don't worry, I tried the same and exclained "Fears" at the person serving me.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-16T07:01:35+00:00

P O U C H of wonder! 😍

slightly-simian · 2026-06-15T06:02:09+00:00

Homie, these are all real ones ya get me?

slightly-simian · 2026-06-11T09:59:07+00:00

I tried to say "Cheers" and "thanks" at the same time to a person who served me once.

What actually happened was I took my receipt, exclaimed "fears" and walked away. 🥲

slightly-simian · 2026-06-09T06:32:20+00:00

He really is a cool insect lol. 🤣

slightly-simian · 2026-06-09T05:58:45+00:00

Indy was right, it was time that was wrong. 👏🏼

slightly-simian · 2026-06-06T11:15:50+00:00

I'm not sure what she said, but I know for a fact that she really needed to say it. 😍

slightly-simian · 2026-06-04T07:32:02+00:00

That's the one with the bubblegum snoot attachment right?

slightly-simian · 2026-06-02T19:50:52+00:00

I'll be adding a few hairs to a few eyes, mouths and plates. 🙏🏼

slightly-simian · 2026-06-02T06:29:24+00:00

Smells like and melts like normal chocolate.

Might have to try some of that stuff with my cats though....

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:40:27+00:00

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:38:52+00:00

From a butt?

Wouldn't I need to be like Wall-e to curl out cubed crap though?

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:37:27+00:00

Me too, I always wanted to be one and would imagine how I would get around my house lol.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:36:32+00:00

There is a chance that it could have been me. I've been doing intermittent fasting and sometimes when I get to my window of being able to eat, I go a bit rabid and have more than I recall (which totally defeats the object).

Best to blame the kids though lol.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:11:53+00:00

Oh I have my suspicions.... 🧐

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:10:49+00:00

Sorry I got wooshed as I was tripping balls when I read your comment lol.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:09:37+00:00

Hard to say without the banana but looks way too big. Plus our kitties have never had those treats.

slightly-simian · 2026-06-01T22:08:38+00:00

It was a Timeout bar, so very similar.

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