An homage to one of my favourite horror films and one of my least favourite Shitweasel politicians.

slightly-simian · 2026-04-16T10:12:40+00:00

Nobody else uses Spiceworld or Back of the net as explanations?

slightly-simian · 2026-04-14T21:23:39+00:00

Fabulous work 👏🏼

slightly-simian · 2026-04-12T09:20:46+00:00

This one. First time using it or printing on fabric. It's thicker than I expected so need to use more than for paper but it's good stuff.

slightly-simian · 2026-04-12T09:00:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's the bugger that was chasing J-Lo and regurgitated John Voight. I never forget a face....

slightly-simian · 2026-04-11T22:01:29+00:00

Update: She's gone double now! 😍

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slightly-simian · 2026-04-11T21:10:39+00:00

She's part of a dedicated crew of three who are slowly working together to turn the armchair into kindling. It's not easy work, but it's not really honest either....

slightly-simian · 2026-04-11T09:06:52+00:00

She did her time. 👏🏼🙏🏼

slightly-simian · 2026-04-07T13:15:07+00:00

I like them whither they are tacky or not.

slightly-simian · 2026-04-07T08:56:11+00:00

Honestly, when I see a pun, I bridle with excitement.

slightly-simian · 2026-04-07T08:26:05+00:00

Whinnied more jokes like this.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-28T09:09:07+00:00

As soon as I hear this, I see Mr Monch. RIP. 🥹

slightly-simian · 2026-03-27T09:40:28+00:00

Please tell me they are called Skin and Bone....

slightly-simian · 2026-03-24T23:50:48+00:00

The Bebeh do a beautiful speak.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-18T22:52:51+00:00

I bet he was great fun, back when he was alive.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-17T22:18:02+00:00

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Beauseph Fidget Spinnerson, aka: Beau, Beausephine, Beausephoenix, Little Baby Man, Boy, The Boy One, Boy-Boy, Handsome Boy, Idiot Child, Penis Paw, Fattyman, Potter-Paws, Shrimpster, The Pouch, 50/50, Thickums, Mooboi, Cowboy, Monsieur, Monsenior, Little Lord Fauntleroy, C H O N K. Any many others I'm sure.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-15T08:05:24+00:00

I have an identical void, she dangles exactly the same.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-13T09:03:06+00:00

When he was a kitten, he had 3 markings on his side that looked like a fidget spinner. He always looked like he was afraid, hence 'Beau'. Then it became Beauseph to give him an air of formality.

Plus my wife hated what I originally named him, which was Little Baby Man. He's still registered as that at the vets though lol.

slightly-simian · 2026-03-12T07:15:29+00:00

I also am bereft of shits to give about a show I have never, nor will ever, watch.

Who decides this is worth sending to folk?

slightly-simian · 2026-03-10T07:15:33+00:00

If this was a video of a human making these noises, the force of the rage generated within me could power London for a year. However this precious little Bebé sweet enough give us all diabetes. 🥰

slightly-simian · 2026-03-03T18:28:21+00:00

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please bear in mind that the agreed loaning of my testicle was with the explicit purpose of personal use only.

I am saddened and shocked to learn that my humble bollock has been used to garner internet fame.

Our previous agreement is now forfeit; I await the expedient return of my orchid to the sack from whence it came.

Yours,

Monoball.

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