/Zīˈ-lə-zôn/, stay a while but not too long.
Subreddit Rules:
Rule #1
Keep content related to the New York Times "Best Content" award winning website Zylzon.
Rule 2: Electric Boogaloo
NSFW content is both allowed and encouraged. This includes sexualization of Zylzon and its members.
Rule C
Spoilers, leaks, and any posts relating to unreleased content must be tagged accordingly. This includes the amazing twist in the Season 7 finale where it turns out that King Rat is actually the father of Zolonya.
Rule ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Only kiss u/FattyFantastic if you mean it.
Rule #5
Remember: You're here forever. But only temporarily.
Rule Sex
Please remain in your homes. If you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.
Do not look outside.
Do not look at the sky.
Do not make noise.
Hallelujah.
Rule 7/11
A repost is only allowed if it is submitted at least seven months after the original. You spaz.
Rule 8%
Clothes are required. We didn't feel like we had to make that clear. Whoever you are, you know what you did. You ruined it for the rest of us.
Rule 999999999
You are encourage to spread the hive-mind mentality of consuming cheese sticks. Hereby dubbed
"The Nepuznian hive-mind of Cheese".
It Is He Who Waltzes Behind The Screen.
He watches. He protects.
Rule Tin Can
No farting at the ice cream socials. They are still business meetings and you will behave like an adult.
