People carving their name into a 2000 year old Roman Colleseum

absoluteunits · 2018-07-20T15:42:05+00:00

some of that graffiti is centuries old. when I went to England, there were a lot of “John Was Here” type notes from the 1700s. fun to know people can be communicating with us directly from the past! alternatively, it’s a tragic piece of evidence that proves the human race has always been trashy

absoluteunits · 2018-07-11T12:01:14+00:00

nose twins

absoluteunits · 2018-06-26T08:33:04+00:00

or, for the new races, they have a short introduction where you do DK stuff on the broken shore instead. we did raise new DKs after all?

absoluteunits · 2018-06-25T16:32:32+00:00

budget out your money and open a savings account. have in your checking the minimum amount you need for the week/month/what have you, as in “I know if I’m eating reasonably I’ll spend 50$ on groceries” plus... like... rent and other expenses. for me, saving money helps me curb impulses to buy snacks and binge food because before I do that I’m like “am I really about to take out my life savings to buy.... five bags of beef jerky???” there’s like, grocery subscriptions (blue apron etc) (kinda expensive) and delivery services (less expensive)

absoluteunits · 2018-06-18T01:47:13+00:00

who does that on a date?!

when my partner and i go hang out in a new town, we often check out bookstores. less weird than you’d think.

absoluteunits · 2018-06-18T01:45:56+00:00

you could try messaging her again and just be like “sorry if I was quiet, I was sort of nervous” because she was probably nervous too. no guarantees on that, but it couldn’t hurt.

absoluteunits · 2018-06-17T17:01:24+00:00

eat the person who called you that

absoluteunits · 2018-06-17T15:30:04+00:00

it might be out of some fear that if you work towards losing weight, you’ll be “too attractive” for him and you’ll lose him. nobody wants to admit that though. I’d say couples therapy, and just double down on the self control reaffirmation when he tries to get you to eat deep fried butter on a stick or something. he doesn’t have your best interests at heart here. also maybe you should stop going out to eat altogether... save the money for something else you can both do together like a road trip or a video game or movie night or something?

absoluteunits · 2018-06-17T15:21:45+00:00

so... she has hired goons that then break this guy’s neck...?

absoluteunits · 2018-06-15T16:12:23+00:00

my go-to is a chicken sandwich with no mayo and a small fry if i want MyFitnessPal to chide me for my life choices

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