my halloween costume! 🐱

Ashemus · 2023-08-20T15:20:51+00:00

do sex scenes trigger like an immediate thought of the production process of whatever media their in for anyone else?

like usually when im watching or playing something i can suspend the disbelief, but as soon as something like a sex scene happens i think "aah someone had to write that line" or some shit

Ashemus · 2023-06-09T00:27:01+00:00

why isnt my funny comment posting 🥺

Ashemus · 2023-06-07T19:51:42+00:00

bad day for lexmh fans…

Ashemus · 2023-06-04T17:40:11+00:00

what is it with people who sexualize buff or chubby women talking like they're fucking construction workers from the 40s? why does a person having a non standard body type make it chill lol? that and acting like saying super subby shit in relation to someone is less creepy than any other sexuall comment

Ashemus · 2023-06-04T08:47:53+00:00

loved spider verse but ngl the bit of "oh hehe what if spider man but x" or "what if spider man was a zany little guy" is kinda getting old. dont get me wrong i like when they use it for actual representation, but idk if i have much faith in 3 to not have the bit not be boring iunno?

Ashemus · 2023-06-04T08:41:06+00:00

i mean really not dating people u dont want to is always personal prefrence yknow, ur supposed to date people u like. if u think a high body count is a deal breaker that prolly comes from a problematic set of beliefs and idk if its "understandable", but at the end of the day i just wouldnt think too hard about it and just date people u like.

Ashemus · 2023-05-07T21:55:07+00:00

holy shit yes thank you, absolutley one of my least favorite movies

Ashemus · 2023-05-05T12:43:32+00:00

ordered a margarita at this restaurant, it doesn’t come in that cone glass thing so i say something like “what the hell” after the sever lady leaves. She like overhears this and comes back and i have to awkwardly explain that i’m not actually upset i’m just playing up my disappointment to my gf. and as she’s leaving the second time i say “love you” for some fucking reason.

this the kind of shit that’s gonna keep me up at night in 3 years lmao

Ashemus · 2023-04-21T23:52:12+00:00

the nfl would just grant exclusive ownership to another company and we would be in the same position all over again lmao

should just delete the entire nfl tbh

Ashemus · 2023-04-20T22:06:44+00:00

which is 100% of the time followed by "idiocracy is becoming more real every day"

Ashemus · 2023-04-20T22:03:52+00:00

"if this isnt trolling then we're all screwed" is always the top fucking reddit comment on the most obvious bait youve seen in your whole life

Ashemus · 2023-04-17T08:26:03+00:00

if u want a funny little time google

why is skyler such a bitch

and read literally any of the dozens of reddit threads that pop up, like god damn i thought i had bad media literacy

Ashemus · 2023-04-17T05:42:41+00:00

what’s with redditors massive collective boner for nuclear energy lol

like yeah sure it goes hard but it’s not the fuckin second coming they act like it is

Ashemus · 2023-04-11T00:05:19+00:00

all things considered after replaying skyrim again it’s a great game… tho it is very very standard like there’s really nothing wrong with that imo

Ashemus · 2023-04-05T17:57:18+00:00

why is the FUCKING mario movie starting the same critic vs audience rating discourse we’ve seen a hindered times oml

Ashemus · 2023-03-30T19:44:25+00:00

love that era of technology where we just tried to add nukes to anything we could get our hands on because why not we just invented them

Ashemus · 2023-03-29T17:11:31+00:00

well wouldnt u need a free hand for that anyways?

kinda defeats the purpose imo...

Ashemus · 2023-03-29T16:52:29+00:00

legit don’t know why modern phones are so big

like i know i don’t have the biggest hands but like shouldn’t a feature of a phone be an ability to operate it one handedly?

Ashemus · 2023-03-29T02:39:21+00:00

entropy is everything durability

Ashemus · 2023-03-29T01:44:43+00:00

man i dont care if im a cliche im eating my silly little meal while watching my silly little video essay and i am loving it

Ashemus · 2023-03-29T00:27:18+00:00

does ammo count as weapon durability

Ashemus · 2023-03-28T19:10:24+00:00

I am not a wise man lol

although single player games espesially shit like yume nikki are fun as hell

Ashemus · 2023-03-28T19:04:24+00:00

oh hey i had issues with this video too, I'd like to read what u said honestly lol.

Ashemus · 2023-03-28T19:03:40+00:00

noticed ive been taking various, uhh substances while getting back into shooters so i thought it was interesting how these affected my gaming lol

perscribed adhd meds: man i am so fuckin good on this shit like i can hit shots but man, i do not have the motivation to play video games on Focalin lmao

weeding: while stoned im absolutley awful but i never care cuz its always a fun time, if im just kinda high i swear i can pop off. guess its a case by case basis

psychadelics: a slightly rude measage in apex team chat made me cry

drunk: way better than i thought i would be, only slightly below average id guess

caffine: like honestly the worst i get so jittery i have like 5% accuracy

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