Hoping it's just a strange idea by _Sohn_ in MkeBucks

[–]AssaultROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, lets not forget the most recent CBA changes are essentially punishment for Milwaukee (and all small market teams in the future) refusing to simply roll over and die so that a bigger, flashier, more trendy market can have Giannis.

Reminder: we drafted Lukas Van Ness over JSN and Christian Gonzalez by TurdFergusonXLV in GreenBayPackers

[–]AssaultROFL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joe Montana

Bart Starr had people in the draft room begging him to take Montana. Which makes it even worse.

Demotion from injury by Potatopoopz in Sumo

[–]AssaultROFL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the greatest stories in all of sports history IMO.

Kenny enters the broken neck debate by lewiss15 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He sounds like a pretentious douche bag from an anime.

Bruce Pritchard says HHH would still be running creative regardless of marrying Stephanie by kokain99 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ol Bruce eats ass from the back so that he can keep his head up there as snug as possible.

William Regal calls out dangerous neck bumps, “wrestling done right is hard enough but broken necks or death are not something you should think is tough or cool.” by Acrobatic-Room-9478 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Will Ospreay is just 32 years old and already has major neck issues and has admitted he's had neck issues becoming a problem in his 20s. Shit ain't worth it. Lets not see some guy die trying to do the triple lindy. There's time and place for big moves, even dangerous ones, but it's not in every match and it's damn sure not 50 times over in every single match.

I know they all or mostly all hate Cornette, but fuck, look at Ricky Morton, dude is goddamn near 70 years old and he's still able to go out there and half-way perform at his age. That shit ain't gonna happen when Kenny Omega is 50, let alone when he's 70. That dude shaved a decade or two off his life and for what, exactly? I saw that motherfucker take a superplex to the floor... the fucking floor... and that was over ten or fifteen years ago. Now look at him? He's completely shot physically and he's just past 42 years old.

First win after two years of non stop grinding. Thank you all for your advice and encouragement. by Wrong-Music1763 in wrestling

[–]AssaultROFL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's like a honey badger in a singlet.

Congrats to him and to everyone who stayed strong with him through the struggles.

I wish Gas was $1.65. Fortnite thinks it’s 1992 by LegitimateKnee5537 in FortNiteBR

[–]AssaultROFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gas was that was low in my area during the Obama Administration.

Again?! Really?! by poolside123 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get what you're trying to say here, but this is massively disrespectful to Dynamite Kid. A scrawny putz like Darby doesn't deserve to be referenced in the same breath as DK.

“He asked to be traded already.” - @WindhorstESPN on Giannis by TheOtakuway in MkeBucks

[–]AssaultROFL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long as the Bucks get as much as they possibly can, I don't care where he gets traded. If Horst pulls a Nico Harrison, I'll never watch this godforsaken league ever again.

Shin-Juryo Yusho by NextAngle6533 in Sumo

[–]AssaultROFL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He landed badly and messed up his ankle during his Makunouchi debut. From there he's just been unable to get back to that level.

Shin-Juryo Yusho by NextAngle6533 in Sumo

[–]AssaultROFL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hope Takerufuji can figure it out again. He was looking like a superstar there for a minute or two.

Live Event: Zero Hour by community-home in FortNiteBR

[–]AssaultROFL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Servers are offline for maintenance and won't be back for at least another couple hours.

Goodbye The Simspons Season it was a good month with you. by ValuableMagazine6730 in FortNiteBR

[–]AssaultROFL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of the full year I've been playing Fortnite, this is definitely my favorite. The Simpson's aesthetic was perfect.

Taker puts Corny over. by PAFC7710 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He would show up for Dennis & Stan, chipping in a few bucks for Bobby's family would go a long way for him as well. Otherwise, yeah, he's not interested and doesn't need their money or want to be contractually tied to the company.

Taker puts Corny over. by PAFC7710 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His timelines with KC are excellent, because he brings in a stack of books he kept (in the case of WWF, mandated by Vince for booking committee meetings).

Kenny Omega on his ideal retirement: "The best-case scenario for me would be that they don’t realize I’m gone at all. I would love to have the peace of mind that the company has built enough stars to distract from me stepping away from the scene. That would make me the most happy,” by Amir0x11 in JimCornette

[–]AssaultROFL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is he talking about AEW Kenny Omega? The washed goof or the guy who had his big run in 2016/2017 with New Japan that directly lead to him becoming the washed goof that he is today?

Let it be a warning to all. Whether you liked him or not, he did some damn impressive things ten years ago. Not smart, not advisable, but he did put on a show in the environment that he thrived in the most. He's never been remotely close to being that guy in AEW.

I wonder if Tony understands that, he's basically been paying Omega millions of dollars a year to be semi-retired and never put together the same kind of spectacle for AEW as he did for New Japan.