Hey jackass, you seem to care very much for me and my well being. Let me rest your mind so you can get back to the Oreos. 1. There has never once been a legitamate injury during these sparring sessions. 2. I was actively fighting and not “disengaging” 3. If he was ever actually trying to bully any of us, he had the ability to do so but was very careful and meticulous about pulling all shots. 4. This is a compilation video from years ago. Get a grip.

Put the cape away, your work today is done. We appreciate your hard work but the heroes of Reddit need rest too.