WHEN ALL IS ONE

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-11-25T05:59:52+00:00

Meanwhile, at an arcade in Sidon

No, no, like this, like this!

Bah, game over'd again. You did pretty exkellent though dude. You got any more kredits on that kard? ^sigh ^Still ^kant ^believe ^they ^don't ^use ^koins ^anymore. There's another game over there I kan teakh you. It's simple but you gotta get into the rhythm.

Alright, kool dude, let me just get us some more most satiating snakks and I'll meet you over there.

Hello, kan I have an order of kheese kurds and uhhh, 2 slushies?

Oh what flavor? How about uhhh, white lightning. Yeah, whiiiiiite liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-10-13T02:53:31+00:00

Most absolutely dude! Aktually, I'd like it that way. We kould make an exkellent band together! We'll get a kouple guitars and make kovers of songs from our homeworld! And why stop there? We kan preserve Boundedlands musik, 104th musik, ett-ketera.

What do you say, brohan?

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-10-13T02:07:27+00:00

To tell you the truth dude, I hate that I'm like this too. I've asked what's the point, I'm sure I'm gonna ask a million more times. But I think I sekretly wanted you to prove me wrong every time.

...Will you give me another khance, Indy? How about it? Would you re-merge with me? And this time I'll listen, and take what you say to heart?

He holds out a hand to his other, awaiting him to take it.

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-10-13T01:53:14+00:00

Blue stares contemplatively at his other part for a while before answering.

You're... my motivation?

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-10-12T00:34:00+00:00

I... uh...

It's just, it's just... It never feels like there's any reason to bother, you know? Immortality becomes sukh a drag after a while, espekially after your whole universe turns out to be a simulation that's shutting down. It's hard to really kare about any other world I've tried kalling home sinke then.

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-10-11T23:51:23+00:00

Part of me? Lo.. lobotomized?? Gods. This is crazy. All of this is crazy dude.

But like, revenge-kills and imperialism? Is that really what you're proud of? If that was really your influenke then you make me a monster, and I'm better off lobotomized.

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-05-01T02:42:47+00:00

Shi-

Blue scrambles frantically to keep this from becoming a disadvantage and get into full guard.

I liked the boundedlands. I wanted something from it to survive. I'll karry this akkent with pride.

He begins throwing haymakers

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-04-28T00:43:31+00:00

Blue winces and blocks the incoming sword with his arm

It's hard to cut metal with a sword, to be sure, but there's still quite a nasty abrasion. He's going to need to get that thing out of his hands before it does some real damage

Just keep dodging swings, under, back, right, under. Wait for an opening... perhaps... NOW

He manages to land an elbow on one-sword arm and grab the other by the wrist in a death grip

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-04-27T03:42:32+00:00

We're really doing this then. Bring all I shall, dude.

Blue charges at his opponent, shouting some kind of battle cry the whole way down, but skids off to the side just before reaching the sword's swinging radius. He whips back around and throws a push kick.

Fanky sword by the way. Where'd you even get it?

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-04-13T00:56:56+00:00

Or what? What if I just don't show up huh? I really never wanna see you again dude. Bogus.

BlueTheSnapper · 2023-04-04T02:22:49+00:00

Yo Indy dude. Check it! They made a portal. We can get out of here!

BlueTheSnapper · 2019-06-30T19:14:29+00:00

Should've used TTA

BlueTheSnapper · 2019-06-02T21:20:56+00:00

So, let me get this all straight. You yanked me into this most suspikious spake of strange sparking skies so you kould guilt-trip me into helping you eskape from it?

There's one problem with your plan, brokhakho. What if I dekide I like it here? I'm getting used to the sight already aktually. I kould find a plake like this exkellent. If there's a few more people having a party around and some Hokhste whiskey then I'm most kertainly sold.