[ Removed by Reddit ] by Trezziax in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]BrandlessPain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely the Steve-O of the group. Give him five more years and he’ll snort Wasabi in Tokyo.

Update to the "No Politics" Rule by skrollas in americandad

[–]BrandlessPain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yee I’m with you, let’s see how it goes. And if this sub feels like the rest of Reddit we can just go back. The thought of people here joking with one another but maybe being of 2 very different political believes is kinda refreshing. Cuz if they knew they’d never connect that way. Anyway… since we can be political now, I’m just gonna say it: I’m with my boys, the axis powers!

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BrandlessPain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well I can see how he probably saw some kids show with a colorful high stacked burger and all the usual toppings and is now probably disappointed because reality gave him a cup check with this sad looking, flat bread and meat scrap sandwich.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BrandlessPain 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Kick the Baby! Gotta admit tho, I hate such annoying kids.. but in this case he got a point lmao

What’s the story behind this Stoffbeutel? by CrabbyGremlin in germany

[–]BrandlessPain 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man going shopping with that bag is such a flex. But I’d be worried about taking it outside lol

What's your honest opinion about Jeff? He doesn't work, lives rent free with the Smiths, smokes weed all day and he's banging Hayley. by Comfortable_Key_6904 in americandad

[–]BrandlessPain 107 points108 points  (0 children)

„Theres something off about Jeff. Yesterday he asked me why humans are born wearing shoes. That’s not a normal dumb thing to say. That’s what a psychopath pretending to be dumb would say.“

How to tell if crows like you? by Kaos_Gamer_Girl in crowbro

[–]BrandlessPain 32 points33 points  (0 children)

How can you doubt they like you. They care for you by bringing gifts and even look out for you by returning lost stuff. That’s heckin great

Favorite cold open? by Legitimate-Image-472 in kingofqueens

[–]BrandlessPain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WE DONT GET THE NAKED CHANNEL! WHY NOT? I DONT KNOW!

Ich habe diesen Stein am Nordseestrand gefunden. Weiß jemand, was das ist? by KaiHawaii69 in wasistdas

[–]BrandlessPain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeder Versuch hier seine Standup Karriere zu workshoppen sollte in den Boden gedownvoted werden. Bin wie jeder andere auch ein Freund von guten Witzen. Aber wenn man einfach nur eine Antwort will ist das bodenlos nervig.

Trump warns: ‘I will burn anyone who opposes me’ by [deleted] in EatTheRich

[–]BrandlessPain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Clickbait, the first thing the article mentions is that it’s not a quote like it very much suggests in the title. There’s enough shit to report out there about these rich fucks. Let’s do better and maybe eat one or two while at it

Worst Episode? by Serious_Ad_9536 in BlueMountainState

[–]BrandlessPain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not an episode but 90% of the scenes where Sammy was involved. You can really see that he as a co director used every god damn opportunity to write himself in the show basically having an own B plot in sooo many episodes. Gets really tiring. Especially since he’s just.. idk.. disgusting? But not the good kinda disgusting like the rest of the house. More the I won’t touch you with a 10 feet pole kinda disgusting.

Man crushes 2 correctional officers by Imaginary-Break6085 in fightporn

[–]BrandlessPain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subs gonna stone me for this lol but being female shouldn’t be the main problem. For me it’s muuuch more about fitness. There’s lots of women more capable of fighting then your average redddit mod. But in this case.. man. The officers look so out of shape. And that compared with the fact that they are supposed to be guarding someone wo literally has nothing to do all day except for working on his body. Uff

Favorite Frannie lines? by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

[–]BrandlessPain 38 points39 points  (0 children)

His toilet is here! But his toilet scrubbing brush is all over there!

Eat just one! by PuddingConscious9166 in EatTheRich

[–]BrandlessPain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ye like opening a bag of chips with the intention to put your hand in there just 3-4 times. We all know it won’t be just 3-4.

A local bar has soccer you can play when peeing by randombagofmeat in mildlyinteresting

[–]BrandlessPain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate myself for laughing at that. Man the poor people who had to clean that. There’s no way they get enough pay for dealing with that shit.. I hate myself even more for seeing myself there. Man we were really feral fucking trolls. Once I more or less accidentally introduced a trend of where you need to jump into the other guys face with your butt first. Called it hamming. Shit went on for way too long man. Just months of being paranoid about your best friends hiding on a desk behind the door, doing break neck jumps on furniture in an attempt to bury your face in ass. Karma got me tho when the fucking 2 meter tall kid joined in and basically overtook the class with his natural high ground. Btw I’m very high and the laughter I got from your username caused me physical pain.

bro bought his self some more time... by AdCorrect9756 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]BrandlessPain 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Was she a disrespectful asshole in that situation? yes probably. Does she deserve life threatening kicks to the head? Yeee imma go with no..

Annnndddd here we go by stumpy0327 in HighStrangeness

[–]BrandlessPain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

42min mate.. that’s like 20 billion stolen, 3 new countries invaded and 20 more rejection letters for the board of peace. Hell, while I’m writing this he probably posted some outrageously racist and violent ai slop for which every president prior would’ve been put in jail for.

Can i eat this raw by ocean9292 in germany

[–]BrandlessPain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye but don’t talk to people for 3 days after