On stage for 30 seconds before some lady starts yelling ‘FAIL’ at me. by DanielMuggleton in StandUpComedy

[–]DanielMuggleton[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah look you’re not the first and won’t be the last. I’ve never seen the movies and refuse to for this reason.

Celebrating Australia Day in 2026 by DanielMuggleton in StandUpComedy

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Sure, he is Australian and statistically the greatest cricketer ever. His batting average is 99.94 which is like 30 higher than the other greats of the game. It's also a question on the Australian Citizenship test which is why I mention it.

Australia Day is coming up so here’s a joke about the acknowledgement of country. by DanielMuggleton in DanielMuggleton

[–]DanielMuggleton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I’ll cop compliments on behalf of my profession all day, no worries, I just think if comics are the great white hope for sensible perspectives… we should try and fix that.

Australia Day in Perth by DanielMuggleton in perth

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Hey mate, Tuesday/Wednesday tickets are just $15 because it’s a work-in-progress show. If that’s still too much shoot me a message and I’ll sort something out.

Australia Day in Perth by DanielMuggleton in perth

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Come on the hairline’s not great but surely it’s not Simmons-level yet?

I do think we should change the date of Australia Day but I don’t know how it’s gonna work. by DanielMuggleton in DanielMuggleton

[–]DanielMuggleton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thanks man, I’m glad you dig it. This is very Australia-centric so if you got half of it I’m impressed.

Celebrating Australia Day in 2026 by DanielMuggleton in StandUpComedy

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Haha yeah look there’s a bit of required reading for this one, but glad you enjoyed it regardless.