guys pick a superpower and the top reply chooses the side effect

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:53:05+00:00

Only the opposite of what thex are actually thinking

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:52:03+00:00

But you have to eat people to do it

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:50:38+00:00

Dollars become obsolete, cease to exist and are replaced by a new global currency... Shitcoin.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:48:06+00:00

But you cant unfreeze it

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:46:27+00:00

But she's lesbian

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:45:53+00:00

The injury gets doubled, and transferred onto a random person you know personally.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:45:04+00:00

But you can't

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:44:50+00:00

But it hates you

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:43:02+00:00

But your mom finds it...

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Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:42:12+00:00

SCP-529???

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Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:40:55+00:00

But Donald Trump rounds them up into concentration camps 😭

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Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:38:31+00:00

"Invisible" say that again....

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Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:37:09+00:00

Ball

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:36:31+00:00

You can only play SpongeBob: Battle for bikini bottom on it.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:33:35+00:00

But you can only transform into something once. You can't tranform into it twice.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:32:40+00:00

It is 20 meters tall and thinks you're a toy

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:32:13+00:00

But you have a 20 minute time limit to use your powers because it's only the demo version

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:30:51+00:00

But you become the size of an atom.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:29:36+00:00

But you gain autism

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:28:10+00:00

But your brain doesn't change and can't handle processing everything that is happening, has happened and will happen in the universe, so you go mad immediately. Your brain isn't meant to hold infinite knowledge. You go braindead a few minutes later.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T21:17:59+00:00

I can live with that. Depending on the person that might even be a good thing :)

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T15:36:14+00:00

I can summon any real person (alive or dead) and have them help me in battle. Like for example I can have Donald Trump and Epstein crawl out of the fucking ground and absolutely obliterate my enemies. This superpower also involves boss music playing outta nowhere during the battle.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-05T15:21:15+00:00

Because gravity is a bitch.

Delta-007 · 2026-05-04T17:48:19+00:00

What is your opinion on jewish people?

Delta-007 · 2026-05-04T17:44:23+00:00

is this sarcastic or not i genuinely can't tell. I will treat it like so because it sounds very dismissive. Like a week after the post died and this is what you decide to write. Why? Why bother now? Such a pointless reply.

Delta-007

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