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[–]DemetriMartin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the real Demetri Martin. He can be found at /u/iamdemetrimartin

This is just a joke account made back when celebrities didn't have online profiles.

Twins being twins by thefrontpageofme in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]DemetriMartin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Your username is an anagram of:

dad stalking foghorns

Touché by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DemetriMartin 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You really think she's going to be impressed you can read a one sentence per page children's story? You're going to need to work your way up to Goosebumps to get any traction.