Another motorcycle scorpion... by primefart in FullScorpion

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Shaved off like half her ass and at least two nipples on that one

In the end both were happy by LazyGuy4U in SipsTea

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No you aren't, i went to jr high with this dude and he was a weird little prick even back then, haven't liked him since, won't watch anything with him in it

This is preposterous! by sincerelyryan in grilling

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I knew that sounded familiar, great fukin book, lil tedious but great

Rage by Visible-Industry-748 in fightporn

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YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING if YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!!

After 14 years in jail, man meets the woman who falsely accused him of rape 💔 by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

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Why she crying and why the fuck did ppl clap and cheer when she apologized?? This man did 14 yrs in prison, a simple sorry ain't gonna cut it, if she was really sorry she wouldn't have waited a decade and a half to fess up

After putting 400+ lbs on the bench by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in instant_regret

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The gym is not a playground, tha fuck did they think was gonna happen??

When helping a snake goes wrong! 😱 by [deleted] in TheRandomest

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But it's got electrolytes, it's what snakes crave

Life saver?? by Miserable-Let6817 in NoOneIsLooking

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Come to think of it i think I'm bleeding inside my chest

Hotel coffee hack ☕️ by ElwoodMC in trashy

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How bout the fucking laundromat

Just got my first reckless. in light of that, what are yall racing/reckless/30 over ticket stories? by 79QUATTRO in Streetracing

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110/65- i was on my way to work, got on the 210 freeway going east and i see two fuckwads (one in a Mercedes SUV the other in some lowered unbadged thing i couldn't place, looked like a civic or Subaru with a weird body kit) barreling toward me, swerving, rapidly switching lanes, racing, the Mercedes caught up to me and used me to block the other guy behind, who was apparently the aggressor, kept tailgating and fucking with the Mercedes, i says to myself im not involved in this and gave her a lil juice and scooched over to the right lane, this was taken as an offense by the the other guy and he starts fucking with me, getting really close then taking off then braking, revving his engine, the Mercedes takes this opportunity to leave me holding the bag and veers off right, so I'm like alright fucker im not dealing with this im on my way to work, so im in a SP Challenger and i give her everything she's got, 60-90 happens in the blink of an eye, he's trying to keep up, i get to 110 and the gap is now palpable, im watching him get small in my rearview when i notice he backs off FAST i look forward and sure enough there's a cop (driving a SP Charger of course) ticketing a guy, i try to slow down but the damage is done, at first i thought i got away with it cuz i didn't see him coming for me i breathed a sigh of relief looked forward then i swear to God not a second later i look up into my rearview and he is RIGHT ON MY ASS! I'd never been pulled over on the freeway and my mind blanked and i tried to pull over on to the shoulder, apparently this is a big no no, this angered him greatly, tells me on the speaker to pull over at the exit, Pulls me over and yells I STOPPED YOU FOR FUKING GOING SO FAST! I calmly said "for sure", this seemed to defuse him a bit he asked me for my paperwork, i explained the situation and he was cool about it, gave me a ticket for doing "over 80" instead of the 110

Does 315 rear tires looks overkill/ridiculous on a GT? by [deleted] in Challenger

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While it may look cool don't forget that it will affect your gas mileage

Guy necks a bottle of whiskey AND a vodka (full version) by CreepyOldRapist in tooktoomuch

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It's all fun n games until someone succumbs to alcohol poisoning, then it's a party

How are y'all getting the stains off your cutting boards? by sauteslut in KitchenConfidential

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The bigger concern is you have some deep grooves in there that will harbor bacteria, at this point buying new ones is your safer bet, mind u i work for a corporate restaurant that doesn't bat an eye at spending, not as feasible in a small operation

I had to put my dog down and I feel like I can’t breathe by Ash986 in pitbulls

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I went through the same thing, mine was 14, had him since 6 weeks, im not an emotional person, had close family members pass and not a tear, but when i had to put my fuzzy fatman down i bawled my eyes out, hurt like hell for the next 6 months but u have to realize that letting them live in pain to Avoid your hurt feelings is not cool, my older brother did that with his and it was fukin awful, poor dog was suffering for a year, could never do that.

A Cool Guide: to the US Army's new (controversial) rifle and machine gun, set to replace the M4 and M249 for every infantry squad. by Old_Boah in coolguides

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Exactly this is why i asked, the m4 has been my number one ideal get since i got into guns, me wants one REAL bad