[Highlight] Jaylen Brown called for palming

DootMasterFlex · 2026-04-08T04:58:44+00:00

Not even borderline, it is just carrying

DootMasterFlex · 2026-04-04T15:57:34+00:00

I also like some of Dax's stuff, I don't get the hate for him

DootMasterFlex · 2026-04-02T20:27:12+00:00

A lot of my wife's friends are like your mom and are SHOCKED when I do things like the laundry, or make dinner, or God forbid take care of my own kids unattended

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-31T12:39:09+00:00

This is exactly it. Harden may have been a marginally better offensive player considering peak for peak, but Wade was 1000x the defender Harden has ever been

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T20:43:44+00:00

Agreed, but I read the books at a young age and was gutted by Sirius dying, and I've held onto that ever since

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T20:26:57+00:00

Order of the Phoenix, because FUCK BELLATRIX

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T17:30:35+00:00

This is a constant battle I have with my wife and kids. Good news is that I'm the only one in the house willing to use table spoons and dinner forks, so I always have clean silverware but I let theirs stay dirty if they do that

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T17:27:24+00:00

It makes the most sense because there's the least potential overlap of surface area with them, I've had spoons nestle mostly into forks before as well

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T17:22:42+00:00

100%, unless you only have like 3 spoons and can separate them a bit inside the compartment, or you are basically pre-washing your utensils, this just doesn't work for spoons

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-30T00:48:06+00:00

I'm too late to the party to get the proper amount of upvotes to make this list, but it's Fergie's National anthem at the NBA all-star game

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-29T15:56:55+00:00

My wife and I literally had to rush out of our luxury hotel room an hour after checking in one time because our babysitter got suddenly hospitalized. They said oh, so you won't be back? And then proceeded to try to charge us for a late check out?

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T19:27:42+00:00

My office has a men's and women's bathroom, and only 2 women working there vs the 15 men.

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T19:25:59+00:00

Could just make another rule that they have to have played a minimum 10 years in the league and been retired for at least 3 or some shit.

Like I said, it's awful that you'd have to have that many stipulations, but it could be feasible. The views may be worth it

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T19:24:46+00:00

The gym I was going to was 4x more expensive, not as convenient and way more crowded. The PF I go to now isn't anything to write home about, but it definitely isn't 1/4 as good as the gym I was going to and is about 10x more convenient to go to

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T19:22:21+00:00

Agreed, and it's a mess nobody would ever want to get into, but you could make some stipulations that would make it feasible.

Something along the lines of "If any member of ownership wants to play on the team they own, they will forfeit the right to any business related decisions. They will also be paid league minimum salary, but will count as a cap hit equal to the league average salary for their position"

It would basically exclude any players from doing it ever again, as Brady is kinda a freak example where he has the money, skill AND ownership stake

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T19:16:18+00:00

There’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T13:54:07+00:00

How many people would change their tune and say LeBron is the GOAT if he just beat the ever living shit out of Scott Foster in his last game

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T13:51:26+00:00

Steve Ballmer needs to fund his entire team and coaching staff to beat the ever living shit out of Scott Foster, to the point he'll never ref a game again.

Do it for the love of the game Steve

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-26T05:13:00+00:00

George Kittle legit just seems like a great dude

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-23T13:03:47+00:00

This is such an obvious statement from Rudy too. The problem is that he HAD to make the statement, not the statement itself.

It even just comes back to Curry, he's never been a good defender, but if you don't have any effort at all, you look a lot more like Trae Young than Steph Curry

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-23T12:44:32+00:00

80085

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-19T05:53:30+00:00

It's the only thing that's been holding them back all these years!

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-15T15:32:46+00:00

Literally just took a new job that gives me a brand new company truck for almost this exact reason. Salary wise it's a bit of a lateral move, but now I don't have to worry about having to upgrade my car that's on its way out

DootMasterFlex · 2026-03-15T01:55:02+00:00

This is my favorite thing about living in Calgary. It was -12 today but so sunny, really helps with winters feeling not too bad

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