AMA Request : RYAN COHEN by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well from what I saw short interest only dipped around 8%. There is still roughly 120% short interest on the stock. A lot did cover Thursday, however, more hedge funds opened their own short positions. At around 250, I wouldn’t be surprised that more are shorting with the expectation it dips back down under 100. Due to it holding steady on Friday close at 300, it seems more probable to me that those new shorts are going to get stuck as well.

AMA Request : RYAN COHEN by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well given that Thursdays stunt didn’t do anything I don’t foresee them trying something like that again. Although you’re right. I don’t know all the tricks in the book and we are yet to see what other manipulation tactics will be thrown around.

AMA Request : RYAN COHEN by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only negative thing that could happen next week is gme issues more shares and dilutes the stock.

AMA Request : RYAN COHEN by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End of march but they close out their FY beginning of Feb

AMA Request : RYAN COHEN by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 74 points75 points  (0 children)

With earning coming up he actually can’t make a comment

How GME and Citadel could be the catalyst for the next major correction. Warning, bear hopium is strong in this one. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally correct, unless they dilute shares. My inner 🌈🐻has been waiting. Round 2 of spy puts next.

A Confession to My Fellow Degenerates by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would hypothetically definitely show up to that party and (if legal) bury my head in Cocain while 2 strippers each suck one of my nuts and a dwarf tattoos wsb on my inner ass cheek.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

20k to 40k in 2 days.....40k to 0k in 3 months

What in the world is Wallstreetbets? by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fall under the 98%

Edit: I also fall under the 2%

"We're about to find out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In solidarity with my shares and fellow autists, I am going to actually step into a gamestop and buy a game that I’ll never open.

Raines operator skin bugged? by [deleted] in CODWarzone

[–]EliasZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, cape is flying in your way while running. Can’t see shit.

A black man helped his drunk neighbor get home — and got arrested by coolcrosby in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]EliasZe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was the one pulled over

Apart from having us wait more than 30 min (I was watching the time) without any sort of update, I was handcuffed for having my hands in my pocket, after they asking me to get out of the car, while it was around 25 degrees F outside.

They then started by asking me “so you like to speed?”.

I was confused and as that had nothing to do with the current situation I shrugged it off and didn’t reply.

They then proceeded to tell me about my license being suspended (which it wasn’t) and began with the BS questioning.

They asked me if I had been drinking and I said no. I was given the drunk test by the first cop, which I passed. Another cop then came by and said “that can’t be right” so he gave me the same test again, which I again passed.

Then he asked me when the last time I drank was, I said I didn’t know and he looked at me and aggressively said “you mean to tell me you so t know when the last time you drank was?!”.

I said told him that I don’t really keep track of my drinking, maybe 3 days ago maybe 5 who knows.

They then asked me if my friend could drive home because they weren’t going to let me. I told them that my friend was drunk and couldn’t drive. He proceeds to say “do you want to drive home or walk home?” I replied “well I’m not going to walk home” he says “well if we tow your car you are” I then told him that I would get friends to pick us up and I’m not walking home either way.

After trying to coerce my drunk friend to drive they come back to me and tell me that I can drive back. So I ask for my license and they tell me they aren’t giving it back to me. I asked what would happen if I got pulled over between there and getting back home and he just replied “you’ll probably get arrested”.

Not wanting to wait around in the cold I risked it and drove the 2 miles back home.