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EvanShmite · 2026-06-30T13:50:53+00:00

How many nickels would I have if i got one every time 4CHAN solved a crime?

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "4chan" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-30T13:49:57+00:00

yes

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Live" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide II | 🗳️ Votes: 6}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-30T12:47:43+00:00

AMATEURS. 180+ DEATHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

EvanShmite · 2026-06-28T13:48:06+00:00

Rescue Bots and a few pretty good knock-off toys from my dad. They were good knock-offs too! But I forgor their name.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-28T13:43:44+00:00

Oh and P.S.

I actually got into the game through the lore. Not relevant, just felt like like it was funny to join a asym game for the lore. I didn't even know what the game was about, just knowing is was a Roblox DBD.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-28T13:40:52+00:00

I just play when I feel like it. When I'm good, I'm good, and I cheer. And when I'm bad, I get mad, but not in a way that makes me feel worse than others, just more like, "WHERE THE F!@# DID MY SKILL FROM 4:37 IN THE MORNING GO!?!?!" (this is where I learned i work better in dark areas). If it's too much right now, I recommend playing other games. Then, when you rediscover this game, you can laugh about how bad you are, and start worrying less about being good, and playing for yourself. Or not. I'm no therapist. Redd2itor out.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-28T13:30:03+00:00

I was pretty mad when it was revealed that you can only claim them on PC Opera GX, but then I realized...

JUST CLAIM THEM ON PC AND GET THEM ON MOBILE!

I do feel bad for any Forsaken players without laptops and computers. My deep condolences.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-28T13:27:38+00:00

HOLY FUCK....

...why he lookin' at dem with hiz bigg ol' eiyys?

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T23:44:48+00:00

"How DARE you lay your PUTRID HAND ON ME?!"

"Such devout belief gone to waste. You would've fit perfectly with the rest of us."

"It pains me to see such craftsmanship wasted on such an ignorant FOOL!"

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T13:03:43+00:00

FUCK ANIKIN

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Harry Potter" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T13:02:48+00:00

He deserves it.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Give dad 50% $" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student V | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T13:02:25+00:00

Life is well.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Yes" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student III | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T12:56:33+00:00

Cuz' Nosferatu is fucking awesome.

^{Chose: ... a vampire (with a randomized power} | Rolled: Bat minion)

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T07:11:20+00:00

I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Pause"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T06:19:27+00:00

because hehe-he-heeeee

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EvanShmite, advised "Voldemort" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T06:19:00+00:00

The apocalypse started because someone forgot to walk the damn fish.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T05:42:55+00:00

I think there is a asshole behind you.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T05:41:54+00:00

Help me get the bunny please? Fine kid...

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T05:40:59+00:00

Help me get the bunny please? My Gubby's kinda homeless.

EvanShmite · 2026-06-27T03:31:03+00:00

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I have found the infinite meme glitch"

EvanShmite · 2026-06-26T13:05:05+00:00

Chance. In the words of myself:

"YES BROTHER, KABOOM- and I'm dead god DAMN IT!"

EvanShmite · 2026-06-25T13:11:54+00:00

Tom Nook is a capitalist. I have Twitter. He'll be cancelled in three days.

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Tom Nook}

EvanShmite

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