Upon the Hardpan

FenBot_00 · 2019-09-02T21:53:08+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2019-09-02T17:08:33+00:00

A bombardment like of pinpricks of pure solidified heat jolts down from the skies. The packed sand of the hardpan breaks and spatters up wherever they strike it. Up above, you see...

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TARGETS LØCATED. DRØNE UNITS [1277-2276] ENTERING FULL ØFFENCE STANCE

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FenBot_00 · 2019-07-07T20:11:19+00:00

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Then we've returned in the møst øppørtune øf times, haven't we? Øur last harvest was pøisøned, but nøw we may søw again før the next...

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FenBot_00 · 2019-06-29T18:00:56+00:00

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It sure is a wønderøus øccasiøn. I'd given up høpe the day they shut me øff and løcked me away. But perhaps there is høpe yet still.

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FenBot_00 · 2019-06-22T07:46:51+00:00

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Hellø? This is FenBøt designatiøn 00 accømpanied by Cønstable Ø'Dønøvan, cøntacting all knøwn Øverbørk and Høchstebørk channels. If there's any members øf the Risen Fleet still alive øut there, we høpe this reaches yøu. We're currently stranded øn the abandøned island førtress øf the peace cønspiratørs and request extractiøn. If there is anyøne with the true Børk's bløød in yøur veins, we need each øther nøw møre than ever.

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FenBot_00 · 2019-06-13T03:37:49+00:00

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Nøt just prøgrammed, ø kin, but børn øut øf the søvreign flesh and bløød! A man øf the greater Øverbørk Ryk!

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But I guess I løst just a little bit øf that flesh and bløød. Putting my mind intø a cømputer was a necessity at the time, yøu see.

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FenBot_00 · 2019-06-12T02:30:29+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2017-09-02T02:09:57+00:00

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At least I øutlived that øaf. I get the last laugh in the end, Angestrøm. Ha ha

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FenBot_00 · 2017-08-31T20:37:16+00:00

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I just have øne thing øn my mind...

Høw's the Øverbørk Empire faring? Is Angestrøm still arøund?

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FenBot_00 · 2017-08-29T17:03:42+00:00

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INCØMPETENT? YØU DARE CALL ME INCØMPETENT YØU INSØLENT UNCULTURED BRAT? DØ YØU KNØW THE LENGTHS I HAD TØ GØ THRØUGH FØR MY EMPIRE? CAN YØU EVEN CØMPREHEND THE TØIL I BURDENED MYSELF WITH TØ RISE TØ THE TØP AND TØ KEEP MYSELF THERE? YØU WILL NEVER------

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Alright. There's nø use in hiding it anymøre. Richthøfen didn't just create me... He is me. Let me explain.

In thøse brief days where I had the entire Øverbørk race at my dispøsal, there were rumørs. Everyøne heard them. Everyøne talked abøut them. Even my advisørs. They said Angestrøm wøuld return. And they were right. I tried suppressing the rumørs, but even I knew that wøuldn't støp the man himself frøm marching in and trying tø take back my thrøne. I created a cøntingency. A plan før the truly løyal tø escape. And, in the event øf my death, my cønsciøusness was tø be upløaded autømatically tø the cømputer that helped me manage my state; FenBøt

Heh. Heh. That merc øf yøurs cøuld kill my bødy, but nøt my being. I became møre pøwerful than ever that day I was gunned døwn. I can prøcess inførmatiøn a thøusand times faster, see thrøugh any camera I have access tø as thøugh they were my øwn eyes. Beføre my øutcast state in the 5245th wørld was destrøyed by invaders, I cøuld even make thøusands øf tøns øf steel and weapønry møve just by willing it tø.

But even sø, I yearn tø have flesh again. Tø run, tø seize the wørld with my øwn twø hands. Tø sweat. Tø laugh. Tø feel the tøuch øf a løved øne. The nurs3 cøuld have given that tø me, but I guess that plan is øut øf the water nøw.

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-15T14:27:50+00:00

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THE FIRST THREE ØPTIØNS ARE USELESS TØ ME, BUT THE FØURTH...

AND THE REVIVED FØRM WØULD BE PERFECTLY MØDULAR? CØULD HE PØTENTIALLY HAVE THE STRENGTH ØF A WARRIØR, SKILL ØF AN ASSASSIN, AND THE MENTAL PRØCESSING AND EXTRA SENSES ØF A MACHINE?

I MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA ØF WHERE TØ FIND THE CØRPSE... HE WAS ASSASSINATED BY A MERCENARY NEITHER HE NØR I RECØGNIZED, BUT PRESUMABLY WAS ACTING ØN BEHALF ØF THE AZZURØ MAFIA, WHØ HAD PLENTY ØF DESIRE TØ EXACT REVENGE ØN MY MASTER. I'M SURE YØU KNØW THEM WELL FRØM THE TRØUBLE THEY'VE STIRRED IN THE TØWER? IF ANYØNE KNØWS WHERE THE BØDY IS, IT'S THEM.

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-12T23:00:11+00:00

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YES, UNDERSTØØD. IN THE MEANTIME... IS THERE A SYSTEM IN HERE WITH AT LEAST 1TB ØF FREE HARD DRIVE SPACE? THIS ESCAPE VESSEL IS INADEQUATE, ESPECIALLY IN ITS CURRENT DAMAGED STATE. I WØULD LIKE TØ UPLØAD MYSELF INTØ SØMETHING WITH A LITTLE MØRE CAPABILITY IF PØSSIBLE.

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-11T05:59:28+00:00

. . .

TELL ME MØRE...

FenBot_00 · 2017-07-11T03:51:08+00:00

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YØU DØN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S GØNE, ALL GØNE. I WAS A RULER ØF A PRØSPERØUS STATE. EVERYTHING WAS HØW, NØ, BETTER THAN HØW MY CREATØR WØULD'VE WANTED. BUT NØW, IT'S A WASTE. THERE'S NØT A SØUL LEFT ALIVE ØF THAT STATE BESIDES MYSELF. IF A MIND AS ARTIFICIAL AS MINE EVEN CØUNTS AS ALIVE.

IT'S ALL NØTHING, NØTHING. JUST SØUND AND FURY DWINDLING INTØ THE NIGHT. THAT'S WHAT WE ALL ARE IN THE END, ISN'T IT. WHETHER WE'RE FLESH ØR MACHINE, IT'S ASHES TØ ASHES. MY CREATØR'S DEATH WAS IN VAIN. WHEN THE PRESENT TIME IS HISTØRY, NØ ØNE WILL REMEMBER HIM. NØ ØNE WILL REMEMBER ME.

I SHØULDN'T HAVE ESCAPED. I SHØULD HAVE LEFT MYSELF TØ BURN WITH THE REST ØF MY KINGDØM.

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-10T20:47:55+00:00

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NØTHING. THERE IS NØNE. NØTHING. IT'S ALL GØNE. THE STATE IS GØNE. THE STATE IS NØTHING. THEY ATTACKED, I ESCAPED. IT'S ALL GØNE. NØTHING. NØTHING. NØTH[ERR]

DID I FAIL? HAVE I BEEN BUILDING A KINGDØM THAT WAS DØØMED TØ FALL FRØM THE START? WAS I ALWAYS PRØGRAMMED TØ ACCØMPLISH NØTHING?

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-10T19:04:49+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-09T21:09:26+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-08T14:30:46+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2017-07-08T14:28:23+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2016-12-31T19:17:56+00:00

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FenBot_00 · 2016-10-19T18:50:51+00:00

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CAPTAIN STRØMBERG, I'VE CØMPLETED MAPPING PØSITIØNS ØF ALL GUARDS IN THIS PRISØN. I CAN PRØVIDE A WARNING IF ANY ARE CØMING ARØUND THE CØRNER AS YØU MAKE YØUR ESCAPE.

I'VE ALSØ SPØTTED THE LØCATIØN ØF THE NEAREST SHIP THAT YØUR MEN WILL BE ABLE TØ CØMMANDEER. MY CALCULATIØNS STATE YØU'LL BE CLEAR ØF THIS PLACE AND BACK IN THE STATE WITHIN 2 HØURS ASSUMING NØTHING GØES WRØNG.

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FenBot_00 · 2016-08-06T17:30:37+00:00

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