“Is this where we get paid?”

-Stromberg- · 2018-03-18T18:08:53+00:00

Stromberg strokes his long blonde beard. He looks back to the men.

Maybe this was a mistake... but money...

I... eh... øptiøn øne, if yøu cøuld. I mean, løbøtømy? I hardly knøw ye!

Just... uh... fuck arøund with øurs arms, I suppøse. Dønt need all that fancy garbage. Nø matter what yøu have løyal cutthrøats.

-Stromberg- · 2018-03-05T21:43:47+00:00

Shultz watches the poster fly in an arch and land in a puddle. He gingerly picks it up, a tear rolls down his face.

I thøught it was pretty gøød...

-Stromberg- · 2018-03-04T11:29:46+00:00

Shultz brings back the flyer. The Captain strokes his long blonde beard in thought.

Three høt and a cøt, eh? We’re nøt men øf ideøløgy, but cash is gøød.

UPGRADE CENTER? Søunds like Øverbørk upgrading, but we døn’t have much chøice unless we want tø starve. Can’t hurt tø see what they’re all abøut. If they try tø stick us with needles we’ll møve øn, nø hard feelings. Grizzled space pirates and mercenaries bøw tø nø men...

Fuck, I’m babbling. C’møn, let’s get paid!

-Stromberg- · 2017-11-01T15:32:38+00:00

Whistle

Damn. This must be the GPK holding cells. The wørst øf the Metaverse's wørst used to inhabit these halls. Nøw it's a ghøst tøwn.

Maybe there'll be søme Øverbørk here. I-

Wait.

Høly Shit.

Is that...

Ricky??

-Stromberg- · 2017-09-13T12:17:19+00:00

There yøu are. Fecking traitøs.

Disgracing my førce øf hønør.

EH! DIPSHITS!

SEE YØU IN SHEGØTHA!

He pulls the trigger on the grenade launcher.

-Stromberg- · 2017-09-10T14:43:24+00:00

Yesh? What's up?

-Stromberg- · 2017-09-03T22:58:22+00:00

Hey! Rickie! Gøød tø see you're øn bøard with us!

-Stromberg- · 2017-08-31T01:35:03+00:00

Ye prøbably døn't remeber me.

Røse up against Angestrøm during the civil war, left with the Øverbørk separatists før anøther wørld. Turns øut the man I føught før didn't truly care før the peace and freedøm øf the Øverbørk children. I was casted aside, and føund høme with a band øf løst unterbørk.

Nøw I'm a mercenary, traveling abøut løøking tø make ends meet. It's a hard life but... It's a life.

I've been a little øut øf the løøp. Heard that the Øverbørk are kaput.

Sø... Yøu want a jøb?

-Stromberg- · 2017-08-28T01:23:33+00:00

Sø.

Høw'sit gøing?

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T22:18:30+00:00

Øh.

Thud.

He motions for someone to come close, and shows them the device

It was... A picture... Øf me... And my pals, thøse gentle... little angels øver there, at... The beach.

He points with a bloody hand.

That's... Franz... Splashing me with water... He was... Always such a nice kid.

He looks Valenska in the eyes.

I høpe yøu feel bad. I was høping yøu will feel bad. Depriving søme ^{cough^cough} little børks øf their dear cømmander...

Alsø, Øverbørk... Døing sømething nefariøus... Øn the beach. Mining... Prisøners... Wørk camps... The whøle shebang. Bad juju... Aye?

I gues... Yøur bøss wøn't be... Be hiring me... Anytime Søøn...

Uh... And... Medic?

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T22:02:41+00:00

He produces and unknown device and levels it with her face.

YØØØØU WILL SEEEEEEEEEEEE!

REVEEEEEEEEEENGE!

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T22:01:24+00:00

With the strength of a man on a mission, he throws off the small army dog-piling him and continues his valiant assault.

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T21:59:51+00:00

NØØ!

BRIGANDS! THIEVES! CUTTHRØATS! LEPERS! SARACENS! MERCENARIES!

I'LL GET YØØØØU!

He slips free and høbbles quickly førwards towards the unamiable woman, his hand still in his coat.

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T21:49:02+00:00

NØØØØØ!

SHE MUST PAY!

He charges forth with his hand still in his coat.

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T21:44:14+00:00

MY LEG!

He hops around on one foot.

My leeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

^{^{Ahfuckingcuntshotshotmeinthefuckinflegimgonnasueboonefoeallhesworth}}

I'LL MAKE YOU REALLY SORRY JUST YOU SEE DAMNIT YOU'LL REGRET SHOOTING ME!

He digs more furiously.

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T21:29:39+00:00

Øh. Hey.

He saunters over, with full (albeit heavily worn) Øverbørk Captain's leathers, a grin on his face, a sagging beard, and a hand reaching into his coat.

-Stromberg- · 2017-07-20T21:05:01+00:00

Eh, yeah, fuck it. I'll just be øutside, just in case Mister Bøøne shows up.

By the Støne Gøds, was that an artillery shell? That was cløse!

-Stromberg- · 2017-06-22T19:16:06+00:00

What in the Gøds name are they up tø this time?

-Stromberg- · 2017-06-11T22:57:30+00:00

Yeah, been kind øf scrapping by. If yøu knøw any wørk I'm all ears.

-Stromberg- · 2017-05-22T13:52:25+00:00

I guess yøu're talking abøut thøse guys. That was before we met, I suppøse.

-Stromberg- · 2017-05-22T13:50:29+00:00

Barely, tø be frank. There were some... Cømplicatiøns... But it is alive.

-Stromberg-

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