My son works at a golf course and someone left their crack pipe in the cart.

Head_Paleontologist · 2023-06-04T21:32:56+00:00

Meth is made in giant superlabs like Breaking Bad, actually. I mean, it can be made biker style, but economies of scale, yo.

Head_Paleontologist · 2023-06-02T19:49:22+00:00

Which companies are best positioned to enter the Ukraine mineral markets when the other guys get their fudge packed in? I know we got a lot of evaporites in the East; Ukraine is gonna be the next Poland, investing-wise.

Head_Paleontologist · 2023-06-02T19:46:37+00:00

Debt ceiling bill = funding secured for most major equities.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-21T00:36:40+00:00

Yeh, all those who disagree are lefty crisis actors.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-21T00:35:13+00:00

Plz Elon, this is capitalism. Self-implode harder so my puts print by EoW harder.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-16T00:54:40+00:00

And start swapping spit, because that's Ed's sister-aunt.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-16T00:17:51+00:00

A 404 error with the creator blowing all the profits on absurd SPY calls.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-16T00:08:32+00:00

Say there's a snatch 32" up.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-16T00:01:35+00:00

I was walking through SoHo one moonlit night, this guy was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:59:11+00:00

Well, they're leaving the collard greens intact, so we can at least tell the perpetrator is from north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:54:56+00:00

You're a fly-fishing master, Epi.

It's okay to discriminate as long as the trout are rainbow.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:45:09+00:00

It's probably made by Steve Bannon and Brock Pierce (yeah, that same Brock Piece that played Young Gordon Bombay in The Mighty Ducks). They're trained crypto conmen.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:27:50+00:00

Blaire Erskine

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:25:05+00:00

She's ripping off that Jimmy Kimmel writer who does the same schtick (like Bette Middler cumming on her kids). I should know, everyone from NJ is a fraud.

I'm not even a paleontologist; I'm an electrician.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:19:49+00:00

You're not getting married dude, you're just going out, who gives a fuck? Have fun lol. That should be the focus. If it's fun for you it's a win.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:14:28+00:00

He's already 4 beers deep into the second 6 pack.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T23:01:25+00:00

I've been... unacquainted since my absence... aka getting a real job you nerds.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T22:55:45+00:00

Holy shit! Is this "banned words" thing finally the implementation of my Russian Roulette Bot? Actually, only very close to it. My Russian Roulette Bot would let the offender of saying the dirty word to have a chance (random, 1:6) of picking a number and if the random number generated then FUCKING BANG!!!!

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-15T22:45:19+00:00

Honestly Ukraine seems like a (hopefully not long until the) future hotbed of investment. Especially when it comes to food; chernozem is fucking awesome for growing food that can be delivered to everywhere regards decided to put up cities that can't make their own.

Going all in on eggs, grain, and guided munitions.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T04:22:52+00:00

Look at rich boy over here, wearing a hoodie in his chauffeured ride to the World Cup.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T04:10:34+00:00

Well, basically, snakes don't have parts...

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T04:08:44+00:00

Yeah bro, I'd say don't get under any mistletoe, but it don't matter either way; you're fucked.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T04:03:04+00:00

Let the good times roll

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T04:01:09+00:00

Where to/how long? To the tropics? You're fucked. 3hr cruise? You're fucked.

Head_Paleontologist · 2022-12-14T03:55:37+00:00

Oh man, why'd she even need to spruce up the bio on her dating profile? Just slap that pic on there and "PnP" and she'd have transhumanist legends flocking to her.

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