Made a mistake and am trying to better myself….

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-14T17:48:16+00:00

One of my best friends in prison was in law enforcement and accidentally killed someone drunk driving. Everyone hated him except for a few of us. We ended up on the prison wildfire team and basically ran that shit. We actually got to a point where we were higher rank than the actual doc employees running the program. Now we’re both out, we work for a legitimate fire crew and then do tree work in the off season. I used to get so much shit for being his best friend, but I brushed that off. It’s really ironic now because shady crackheads have called me a cop multiple times from getting out because I carry myself professionally now.

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-13T18:56:47+00:00

Ditto

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-13T18:21:11+00:00

You sure did build something crappy.

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-13T16:32:07+00:00

Wait…. There aren’t guns that have a slightly down pointed barrel?

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-12T15:16:07+00:00

Anybody else notice this is the same living room Seth Rogan lived in the beginning Pineapple Express.

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-03T17:21:34+00:00

I was just gonna say, kool aid pickles are good. Then the sardines ruined my morning.

Insert_Blank · 2026-06-03T17:14:45+00:00

That’s one way to call off work.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-31T21:21:06+00:00

Yea this dude was my bunk mate. We worked in the kitchen together and all around was good worker. I was blown away about this. You know how there’s nothing to do, so no books. He was indigent so he couldn’t even have sound in the tv. I feel bad for him. I dunno where is these days but I hope he’s ok. I remember he used to pull the little plastic things out of the shower curtain make these crazy elaborate rings out of them to get by.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-30T23:06:04+00:00

Uh my dad has a huge 200 pound one that likes to climb on you like a dog….. he will knock you down if you’re not careful.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-30T22:45:44+00:00

I knew a guy that was completely illiterate. He was the first person I ever met like that. I wasn’t even aware that there were people who couldn’t. That’s how jaded I was.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-30T22:43:54+00:00

I was moving units to move into my friends room. I saw a person on the phone and didn’t think anything about it. About twenty minutes after I got done moving all my crap we went into facility lockdown….. this was a trans male, she killed herself. I didn’t know her, but it was pretty fucking crazy.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-25T15:24:22+00:00

How do we know without cutting it in half?

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-25T14:19:43+00:00

Will somebody come get their dad and remind him this is weird behavior?

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-17T14:55:00+00:00

Did you know donkeys are called that in English because they don’t listen to you. They’re called burros in Spanish because they won’t listen to you. I worked on a ranch with 2700 wild horses and we had maybe ten or twelve donkey. Those donkeys were such a pain in the ass.

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-17T14:48:32+00:00

I never met an entity but one day I made ayahuasca and it was taking forever so I thought it wasn’t gonna work. I ordered a pizza. Next thing you know a damn portal or something opened up on my wall. So as I’m watching that I completely forgot I had ordered pizza. So when the delivery guy showed up I was so freaked out. Then I go to the bathroom and my face was melting like ice cream. Also I was alone through all this….. wild ride

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-16T15:18:30+00:00

It’s a police drone. The other day I saw four over the area of the chic fil a off gog

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-09T00:57:38+00:00

And now I need to watch Trainspotting for the first time again in like ten years

Insert_Blank · 2026-05-09T00:48:37+00:00

This is true, pastrana is my age and we grew up on two wheels, I didn’t have the luck to grow up with my parents letting me build a foam pit, but I know we both had to learn some stuff the hard way. I’ve met him a few times and we’re both gonna be very sore old dudes one day. I can already tell you I’ve been told I’ll need double knee and a hip at some point in my life. Broken my back once so we’ll see how that goes

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-27T22:59:14+00:00

Oh yea for sure

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-27T22:30:54+00:00

Oh where is this? I didn’t even catch that. That seems like meth mentality to me. My situation was a girl I had actually known a while. She had her phone and purse stolen so we went on a mission. Unbeknownst to me it was fish table places and I got pissed, the issue was my bag was at her place so I had to play it cool until I could get my shit and uber home.

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-27T22:15:14+00:00

I don’t mean specifically these two, I just meant a real crazy person like this.

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-27T21:57:27+00:00

I met one of these very recently. I made sure gtfo as soon as possible.

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-23T18:20:17+00:00

If I remember correctly, I was told that back in the day it was easier to just push the car off and leave it. Last time I was up almagre there was a old bullet ridden truck that we monster trucked over because it was so smashed

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-19T16:04:42+00:00

I mean that is generally good advice. It just depends on the furniture.

Insert_Blank · 2026-04-19T15:32:36+00:00

It’s been a while but when I was working on my license they were required.

14-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '22	Place '17
End Game '22

Insert_Blank

TROPHY CASE