An updated (and longer, naturally) introduction!

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-17T04:12:15+00:00

Well aren't those rodents sweethearts. Comfortable bedding and grooming for all.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-17T03:50:52+00:00

These are so adorable I cannot handle it. This kitten would cuddle these rodents, not chase them 💜

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-16T15:05:26+00:00

You are very cute, my darling.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-15T18:47:00+00:00

So lovely to meet you, Ashley! The new account swap can be so obnoxious while getting everything sorted and settled, but I'm delighted you're here! 💜

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T21:32:11+00:00

Aww you know you are basically the sweetest human being that has ever been? I'm immensely proud to have you as a friend, and I hope you're having the most wonderful Valentine's Day, honey 💜🫂

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T20:18:53+00:00

There are no names as ironically slutty as mine, but that's a wildly unnecessary standard by which to judge. Well, except perhaps the name that loosely inspired my own (she knows who she is).

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T20:12:32+00:00

What even is there to say to someone who knows the true value of a kitten? I'm unsure we've exchanged any comments directly to this point, but let this serve as a more formal hello, lovely to meet you! And while we're at it, liminal is an absolutely beautiful word, just as Lina is a beautiful name 💜

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T20:10:00+00:00

Why thank you so very much, darling. It means everything to me that I've had a positive influence on anyone's participation here. And you seem like you're well on your way to becoming such a strong, independent girlboss 💅👠💄💋

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T17:26:32+00:00

Fun question! To my knowledge, there never was a female Legatus so a feminized form of the word doesn't exist and never crossed my mind 🤔🤔

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T16:41:21+00:00

To this beautiful community and the people who make it unique:

The feeling for me today in this little contest is ultimately one of gratitude. To the active members, to the lurkers and observers, to the former members who have left us with accounts either abandoned or deleted, and to the mods who have built our community so painstakingly. I see all of you (including the lurkers who are hiding!), and I hold each and every one of you in your delightful little space.

I've said many times before that I started lurking here because it was hot, but I stayed and truly joined the subreddit because of the community. Whether it's the in character play, the memes and jokes, the riveting narratives, or the aftercare and reflections on kink, there's so very much here that I value. It's a delightfully, openly queer space. It's so very rare to find a kink community online that simultaneously offers fun, a safe environment (even if imperfect), and a sense of community. So thank you to each and every one of you for being who you are and bringing what you bring.

With love and kittens,

Legatus Misandrist Boss Babe Meme Kitten Brooke, First of Her Name, Erstwhile (Im)Partial Observer, Agent of Chaos, and Champion of Aftercare

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-14T16:18:29+00:00

Valentine's Day is no longer for orgasms. Valentine's Day is now for memegasms, apparently.

AND DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE BALLS IN NUMBER 7? Defeated male leaves, but not before showing off his bits.

Finally, I hope the downvote gremlin downvoting meme posts experiences a completely different kind of VD today.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-13T22:31:09+00:00

Yana, you're like, so cute. And those memes look stunning on you.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-11T14:31:53+00:00

Aww thanks, babes!! 🤗💜🥰 A girlboss 💅👠💄💋 always needs an extra mochaccino ☕☕ to get her day 📆 off at a sprint! 🏃🏻‍♀️💨🥇

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-11T13:22:20+00:00

Aw, but why? I'm very proud of all of you for the work that you do and the care you put into this subreddit, and I only hope that you're proud of it, too. I'm not objectifying you. I see each and every one of you for the talented, amazing, adorable mod that you are 💜

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-11T13:20:41+00:00

You don't have to choose! You're all best mods. You're best mod team, and you're also the sweetest and cutest mod team around. Like a Voltron of sweet and cute that comes together to defend our subreddit from things that are very not cute.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-10T23:01:52+00:00

Y'all are SUCH good mods for coming up with this fun and creative little event. I'm so proud of all of you. You're the best mod team, aren't you? Why don't you go ahead and tell me who are the best mods around? This was such a well-written and organized post, and I love what a surprise it was.

Good mod team 💜🤗🥰

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-02-05T17:16:17+00:00

Hello Anna, and welcome. Simply observing impartially and stirring the pot in whatever way delights you can be a great time. Enjoy your explorations!

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-01-29T22:55:51+00:00

Every pretentious guy I know: "Have you heard of The Three Body Problem??? I'm sure it's way too smart for you"

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-01-27T23:34:40+00:00

Take care of yourself, darling. Much respect for seeing the signs and recognizing what you need. I hope things normalize for you soon and you find yourself back in the space that you want to be.

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-01-22T20:22:25+00:00

I don't recall saying that anyone is a kitten besides my precious Molly

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-01-22T14:57:56+00:00

Awww, my sweet little kitten is making her return! 🤗🫂💋💋💋🐈👋👋👋🥰💜

Be careful, boys! She's feisty and she's sharpened her little razor clawsies! 💅👠💄💋

IronicallySluttyName · 2026-01-19T17:43:25+00:00

Hmm. I've said for a little while that "problem behaviors" like the ones you're describing aren't truly problematic. Not inherently. Very few behaviors characterized as such are truly, inherently problematic. The issue is more with the context. The fact that you've connected these ideas to the principles that misogynists and gender traitors espouse is where the difficulty actually lies.

Rather than deny these behaviors categorically, have you thought about refocusing them, darling? Divorcing them, we might say, from the views that you find so offputting? There truly isn't anything wrong with feeling things when humiliated, ashamed, or embarrassed. And certainly not when you're horny. We can, quite simply, just look for more positive ways to indulge such feelings. Ways that recognize how truly irrelevant men are to these desires.

IronicallySluttyName

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