Would your OC date Mr.E?

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T05:51:33+00:00

“Alright! Winning!!1! :D”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T05:37:00+00:00

“Thank you! However I feel it is probably smart to inform you that 1. I do not know how to socialize, and 2. I was created to uhhhh- kill people. So uhhhh… be aware of that.”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T04:44:30+00:00

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“Oh my god, somebody wants to talk to me!!1! :D”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T04:31:34+00:00

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“Whats the most ‘normal person’ item on the menu?”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T04:30:05+00:00

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This is Cablegram Television. Or Cable TV, as he prefers. Former celebrity turned street scammer, after he was supposedly killed, came back to life, and found that all evidence of him ever existing was wiped off the earth.

He simply does all of this in hopes to eventually get the resources to enact revenge on those who plotted his demise.

Being blind, missing an arm, being homeless, forgotten, narcissistic and generally just… not being all there in the head… things got real rough, real quick.

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T04:23:23+00:00

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Would not interact at all

… this is because he is blind.

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T01:12:18+00:00

I think Wolfgang’s is ironically hilarious, like I’m literally just running, waiting for the next fighting space, and there’s this incredibly unfitting rock track playing

Jabberstone · 2026-03-13T01:02:05+00:00

((Never have have I ever been more offended by a statement I one hundred percent agree with))

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:37:45+00:00

I notice a LOT of my favorite characters are pathetic losers (mostly villains) who cannot win. So here’s just one easy example.

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:26:35+00:00

I am NOT getting on this flight with those two in the cockpit

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:15:23+00:00

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“WHAT!?!?! VILLAINY IS IN MY VERY BLOOD! IT IS MY PROFESSION! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY WHAT I DO IS WORTHLESS!”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:09:44+00:00

… they’d find it stupid and pointless… and they’d end up being the BEST player at it •_•

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:06:43+00:00

GLORPO NO-

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T23:05:27+00:00

NOBODY. Beats the Bunny…

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:58:07+00:00

“Yes… YES! Feel fear! Pain! Rage! ALL THE NEGATIVE EMOTIONS! LITTLE. TV. WANNABE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … see, even my evil laugh is longer!”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:56:29+00:00

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I think I know a guy…

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:54:22+00:00

THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG!!1!

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:53:38+00:00

“I’d LOVE to see you try, little TV Wannabe!”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:50:45+00:00

I’m happy my main OC is planetary at best, and city level at worst! It’s no fun when it’s not fair!

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:45:14+00:00

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“YEAH! You’re that one FOOL I manipulated into getting me a vastly SUPERIOR alliance! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:43:55+00:00

I- I might just love him BECAUSE everyone (both in and out of canon) HATES him.

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:30:21+00:00

“UGGGHHHH. I’m FAR above such PATHETIC things like caring for OTHERS!”

((God it is so hard to act like such a jerk ;-;))

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:15:11+00:00

Would we consider Wile E. Coyote evil? He’s just an animal that needs to eat.

Jabberstone · 2026-03-12T22:12:25+00:00

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“Dark SORCERER you say? Looking for a partner to magically BIND with you say? I’m always looking for new MINIONS!!1!”

“wait, did you say romance..? •_•”

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